Title: Insertion
Author/pseudonym: R. A. Swain
Fandom: Instruction Manuals
Paring: Tab A/Slot B maybe
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Status: complete
Archive: Yes, please. You have my permission to archive.
E-mail address for feedback: docswain@aol.com
Series/Sequel: No
Other websites: http://internettrash.com/users/raswain (mirror site)
Disclaimers: The characters are not my property. They are used without permission, and are used for the sole intent of entertainment and not for profit. Note other disclaimers at beginning of story.
Notes: I'm very tired, not having had much sleep and this just popped into my head.

Summary: Tab A is longing for Slot B, and jumping to a lot of conclusions without evidence.
Warnings: I'm a person with a very twisted mind. .

Disclaimer: The following story contains adult subject matter. If you are under the age of 21 you should not be reading this and it is illegal for you to possess it. If you read beyond this point, you are claiming to be 21 years of age, and that it is legal for you to possess adult oriented material.

This is a sexually oriented work of fiction. If sex between consenting adults, homosexuality or therein is offensive to you, DO NOT READ IT! By reading beyond this point you are accepting homosexuality and adult oriented material willing.

Insertion
by R. A. Swain


Tab A wanted Slot B in the worst way. He was made to be inserted into Slot B, he just knew it, and B was acting very high and mighty about knowing A had been made for him. A sighed and wondered where B was right at the moment? Probably out with Tab C, whoring about just to get even with me for that night with Right Angle L, he thought. Damn, nothing happened that night. I told B, but he wouldn't listen.

A scratched his pointy head and thought about going out on his own. He could always get inserted into Slot D. Hell, the whole alphabet knew about Slot D. Heck, even Double Z, who hardly ever gets inserted anywhere, got inserted into Slot D.

It wasn't fair, A reasoned. I'm the first letter, and I should be getting some B right now! But no, B is probably bent over some angle right now, taking it from Tab C, he thought. Oh yeah, C is giving it to him rough and hard, and B is probably screaming for more!

A shook the image from his mind. He was so filled with jealousy, and yet he knew he would let B walk all over him, and make him feel like a fool any time B wanted. A was a fool for B, and everyone knew it. All B had to do was wiggle his slot at A, and A would stand at attention ready to do the job. A was so ashamed of himself, but he had no self control.

He leaned up against the wall, waiting for B, knowing, in his heart, B wouldn't call. It just isn't fair, he thought. B has all the advantages with none of the pressures. He's second, not first, no one really looks up to him the way they all look up to A. And B could get away with so much more than A. Oh, he didn't even want to think about all the tings Z got away with, or Double Z for that matter. they were the letters living large on the coattails of A's success.

He sighed again and thought about getting a drink. Something cool and wet, to sooth his hurt feelings. He wanted something to make him feel better, and Slot D was looking better every minute. Oh sure, D was a slut who'd been with all the alphabet, alone or in groups, and B was a refined letter of the world, but D was available, and didn't play head games, and B was just biding time until something bigger and better came along.

A paused and looked in the mirror. He was average for his size, and probably not enough for someone with B's appetite for pleasure, he reasoned. Oh he was beginning to hate B, knowing, in the end, he would insert into Slot B. Oh he'd insert all right, he thought. He'd insert hard and rough, and maybe a little twisted, just to let B know there was more out there to life than Tab C.

What's the use, he thought? What difference does it make whether I insert into Slot B or Slot K for that matter? I can do anything I want. I'm Tab A. I'm the first one to be inserted always. Damn it! Pick up those instructions and start inserting!

 

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