Title: Here's To You Mrs. Robinson
Author/pseudonym: R.A. Swain
Fandom: Lost In Space
Paring: Maureen Robinson/Dr. Zachary Smith
Rating: NC-17
Status: complete 9/10/00
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Disclaimers: The characters are not my property. They are used without permission,
and are used for the sole intent of entertainment and not for profit. Note other
disclaimers at beginning of story.
Notes: This is a one time piece which I just had to write It is my first piece
of het fic. I'm considering it as slash because of the nature of the story.
Summary: Maureen Robinson seduces Dr. Zachary Smith.
Warnings: Heterosexual sex
Disclaimer: The following story contains adult subject matter. If you are under
the age of 21 you should not be reading this and it is illegal for you to possess
it. If you read beyond this point, you are claiming to be 21 years of age, and
that it is legal for you to possess adult oriented material.
This is a sexually oriented work of fiction. If sex between consenting adults,
homosexuality or therein is offensive to you, DO NOT READ IT! By reading beyond
this point you are accepting homosexuality and adult oriented material willing.
Here's To You Mrs. Robinson
by R.A. Swain
A rapping at his door woke Dr. Zachary Smith for his wonderful dream of dominating
Earth. He glanced at his clock and wondered what little problem Will needed
solving at this ungodly hour. He donned his robe and opened the door. The figure
of Maureen Robinson, clad in a see-thru negligee of light green silk startled
him. "Madam, do you have any idea of what time it is?"
Maureen smiled and pushed him back into his quarters, closing the door behind
them. "Doctor Smith, I need your assistance."
Smith allowed his eyes to linger over the more revealed portions of Maureen's
body, wondering what had gotten into the woman? "Madam, I'm sure what you
are in need of is something Professor Robinson can provide."
Maureen chuckled and walked across the cabin, stopping next to Dr. Smith. "My
husband isn't always up to the tasks of a husband when I am in a demanding mood."
She reached out and seductively ran a finger along Dr. Smith's cheek and down
his chin. "I like the goatee, it does something for me."
"Your husband has one as well," Smith pointed out, feeling very uncomfortable
and constricted in his robe and pajamas.
"Zachary, may I call you that?" She asked, a coquettish smile and
a flicker of her eye lashes played across her angular face.
Smith felt his mouth going dry, and nodded. "Maureen, I--"
"Call me Mrs. Robinson. I like the way your tongue wraps around the words."
She interrupted him, but didn't seem to care about verbal etiquette.
"Mrs. Robinson," Smith croaked. "I'm flattered by what you are
obviously offering, but I'm curious. Why me? Why not Major West?"
Maureen let loose a guttural laugh which grew from deep within her withering
and scantly clad body. "God, are you joking? Can you imagine me with Don
West? He's a Neanderthal. He hasn't got a clue about the art of making love
to a woman, you can tell by his bragging and innuendo he's a little Neanderthal
boy. Leave him to the ice queens like my daughter Judy."
Zachary Smith stood stunned at Maureen Robinson's words. "Ice Queens? Neanderthal?"
Maureen grabbed him by the lapels of his robe. "Zachary, I'm a woman. All
woman, on a spaceship with my family, a lunatic robot, a space cowboy who has
more loyalty to my husband than a Golden Retriever we once had, and you. Can
you honestly imagine Don West's expression if I came at him like I'm coming
at you? Besides, we need him to pilot the ship."
Smith smiled and shook his head. He really didn't understand anything that had
happened since he was awakened by the knocking at the door. His blank expression
spoke volumes to Maureen.
She smiled and bit his ear lobe for a moment before explaining her statement."God,
I needed to do that. Anyway, if I came at Don with my heaving bosom, imagine
the overload going on in his synaptic system when his lust fought his loyalty
to both my husband and my daughter, coupled with the knowledge that a betrayal
on his part with the wife of his friend, or the mother of his perspective girlfriend,
granted a very desirable situation for most men, and possibly even a fantasy,
added to the knowledge of the betrayal I am purposing as said wife and mother,
would cause a complete meltdown of his reasoning faculties."
She paused to kiss Smith passionately on the lips, forcing her tongue into his
mouth for a few fleeting seconds, before resuming her explanation. "Add
to this knowledge the fact that either John or Judy, or both, would try to kill
him if they found out what he did, and you can see why I'm choosing you."
The logic of Maureen Robinson's very sound deductive reasoning coiled around
his mind like a cobra. "I'm expendable."
"Exactly," Maureen cooed.
"If anyone finds out about this, they would all band together and kill
me," he said. The thought was very unpleasant indeed. "But what about
you? Surely a betrayal to your husband would devastate your family?"
"I'd just tell them you forced yourself on me, and I, being a helpless
female, couldn't overpower such a strong and masculine man as yourself."
As she talked her hands busily worked at loosening his robe and untying his
pajama pants which then fell to his ankles.
"Ingenious," he whispered as her hands roamed his body with lust.
"Madam, you are wickedly evil." He grabbed her by the shoulders and
pressed his lips against hers in a burning passion he could not recalling having
for a woman. Part of his brain was overwhelmed by the situation, while another
portion was wishing she were either her husband or Major West, or both.
Oh well, he thought, as they flung themselves on his bed and tore into each
other with carnal desires neither knew existed within themselves, you only live
once.