Our current member list, which will grow in the coming days, is classified. What the hell,
we're already fugitives.
last updated 11/26/98
Ryan Gaerity was a member of the IRA in the 1970's. After a bombing in
the city of Crossmaglen, Ireland, he was imprisoned in Castle Gleigh for 17
years. He escaped four years ago and is currently head of the Green Street
Irregulars. He is an expert in all types of explosives and kitchen sink bombs,
including ANFO. His favorite substance to work with is nitroglycerin.
His current target is Bill Gates. Why? "I just discovered the wonderful
world of computers and the internet. I also found out that this bloody machine
uses a demonic program called Windows, and it's the bane of my tortured existance.
I have decided to add this man to my list because he has irritated me long enough.
Hear me, rich boy? Ryan's comin' to get ya!"
Favorites:
TV show - "I hate the television. If I could destroy them all, I don't think I'd be happy enough."
Music - "I love the Chieftans, but I have a fondness in my heart for U2."
Movie - "Dr. Strangelove"
Food - "crab cakes. I got addicted to them when I lived in Boston... also, anything on fire"
Drink - "You have to be kiddin' me. Guinness!!!"
Book - "If I said Ulysses, I'd be wrong. I'm still trying to learn all the languages required to understand that book.
The Waste Lands by T.S. Eliot is nice."
Email address - gaerity1@hotmail.com
Bill Strannix took a little time out of his busy schedule to fill out an application, even
though he's already a member. (Thanks to Terri for sending this our way--we'll make sure you don't get
into any hot water)
Application to The GSI
What is your name?
William "Wild Bill" Strannix
What is your email address?
strannix1@hotmail.com
How old are you?
Old enough.
Where are you from?
Everywhere and nowhere. Currently residing in Texas.
When was the first time you realized you wanted to be a terrorist?
A few years ago when Company man Tom Breaker canceled Operation
Cleopatra, and shortly thereafter two young men from Langley showed up
in Miami and tried to cancel me with it. I still owe you a visit, Tom.
Have you ever been a member of any organizations in the past
(militant, illegal, legal, or otherwise; please list at least two)?
Annapolis, Vietnam, War College, CIA, so on.
How did you find this page?
Email from a fellow anarchist.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Never been caught. Meep, meep.
Have you ever had a psychiatric profile?
Do I look like I need a psychiatric profile to you?
Were you found insane?
Careful with that word.
What did your most recent meal consist of?
Roast beef. Rare.
Is life a game to you?
All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best!
Have you ever been killed?
That was blown totally out of proportion.
What is your favorite television program?
The Roadrunner.
Your favorite type of music?
Rock 'n roll. The blues. Music is my life!
What do you do in your spare time?
Hijack warships, buy-sell-trade illegal arms, review movies.
Tell us a little about yourself...
Chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world. UV light rays are
only the beginning. We have an inch of top soil left! Sexually
transmitted diseases, deforestation, irreversibly progressive
depletion of the global gene pool. It all adds up to oblivion!
Governments will fall. Anarchies will reign! It's a brave new world.
Email address - strannix1@hotmail.com
Nicolle C Jones aka NuclearNic was kind enough to tell us a little bit about herself after
a recent excursion to Atlanta, Georgia, where she was followed by none other than Samuel Gerard of the
USMS.
Email:nicollez@hotmail.com
Age: 19
Location: Born in Raleigh NC, lived in Coreilla, New Mexico, Berlin and spent 6 months in suspended animation
When first realization hit that terrorism was his/her life's calling: Well, I guess that would have been when i would
make ants burst into flames with a magnifying glass when I was about 4, but being suspended for setting a trashcan on fire in
high school made me think
Past organizations: I was loosely associated with The USMS, but I also was a member of Thespians of Diversity in College
which is a secret orginazation to take over the world. Also the MIB, but that's classified
How this page was located: My fave Terrorist let me know about it.
Crimes he/she has been convicted of: I have the unique ability to come across as completely innocent in court, also MiB
technology helps in getting me out of a jam.
Psychiatric profile: I was sent to a psychologist in school, but being such a great actor, I fooled them into thinking I was a
normal super genius
Most recent meal: I had a lot of under cooked hamburger and some moldy cupcakes for Father's day
Is life a game to you?: A game, I love Games, Life is a big Adventure, it's even more fun when dodging Bullets. Yes, I
think it is some what like the Game Fireball Island, I like that game. I like Poker too, and Chess.
Ever been killed?: Killed, well, if you count dying then my brain being transferred to a clone of my body, yeah I guess I
have, but I am fine now.
Favorite TV program: Hmmm, I kinda like when Animals Attack....
Favorite music: Blues, gotta be the Blues and Rock and Roll!!, I love BB and the Beatles, and U2, I dig them too
What he/she does in their spare time: aside from helping friends with their global domination schemes, I partly run
10-10-321, which is involved in a plan to get people to dial 100's of numbers for each call, while I take over the world
I think that with me as a member of the GSI, that World Domination will come swiftly, with lots of explosions and a
lot of loud music. I collect Start Wars Toys and torture my stupid little brothers and brainwash them into believing
Tommy Lee Jones is the Greatest actor ever. I also have a lot of in depth Knowledge of the USMS, and Deputy
Dawg, which, if accepted could provide useful to the revolution. Finally I would like to say that I am also very artistic,
I can design and get T-Shirts made, Cheap!!!!
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