Hello Everyone. We are in Philly today, a day off but those words do not seem to exsist in my vocabulary. We are busy putting the final touches on the album, writing the inside stuff. Get ready it is all coming at you July 24th..let the countdown begin!
We, we, we, we, we. Jesus.
You know she has nothing to do with the album. Does she get her own liner notes? I think not. "I would like to thank my best friends in the world, NSYNC, and also the Media X people for not editing my fucking retard Updates. And also Johnny Wright for giving a complete moron like me a chance to lower the educational standards of American teens to absolute zero. Who needs an education when you can sleep your way to the top?"
Challenge For The Children is coming together. We are definately going to take Vegas over that weekend. Tickets go on sale this Saturday at 10am Pacific time. The prices will range from 30-50 dollars for each day event. This year we are offering a 2day ticket which offers a discount with prices at $65, 75, 85. AND if you have a valid July 27th Concert ticket you can receive an additional $10 off the CFTC 2day ticket. The Saturday Celebrity Skills Challenge will feature the teams competing against each other in the obstacle course, dunk tank, 3 point contest, slam dunk and more! Sunday will be the basketball game.
She said "definately". Hold me back. You know, this could all be avoided if she wrote her updates in Word. That's all I ask. Stop sending them from your Palm Pilot, Mel.
Buy your tickets June 16th lets sell out the West faster than we sold out the East last year.
Punctuation is for the weak. And that East/West reference is so... random. So Ride or Die. Weird. Maybe, like, hanging out with her close personal friend Justin, she picks this shit up? Maybe she'll start saying "Word!" and "old school" in her Updates. Coolness!
I have to remind everyone again to be careful of anyone claiming to be *NSYNC or affiliated with them on the internet. Right now there is a person named Christina Valentin who is a fraud and taking advantage of many of you out there. Please be careful and if you are unsure of someone, get an adult and report them.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I want to talk to Christina Valentin. I think I'd like her. Oh, and? I'm totally affiliated with NSYNC. You can buy, like, passes to meet Steve from me. That's right. Hit me up. The passes are seventy-five bucks a pop, and you might have to double-team Steve and Joe, but, anyway. I'm selling if you're buying.
We will be taping lots of TV shows this next week...Regis, The View, and BET's 106 and Park. So look for some good shows coming up around the album launch. We are taping the View on the 14th of June.
"Melinda flosses her ice! Don't miss our in-depth profile of some random chick who works for NSYNC. Tonight, on BET!"
Jesus.
In Buffalo before the show the guys visited with 35 children from Camp Good Days! Chris really made them laugh as he tried to be the photographer in the group shot...we final told him to stick to singing and jump in the picture with the kids. They loved him and then went upstairs to their box arranged by Dave so they could enjoy the show. It was nice seeing you guys.
Am I supposed to know who Dave is? Is he another one of those NSYNC pseudo-celebs like Melinda, Lonnie, and Steve? If so, why don't I know about him? I'm sure one of you scary people out there can hook me up with a good Dave Fan Page, though.
Philly is going to be a busy city on the 13th. An NBA finals game right next door to our concert! I am sure Justin is going to want to go shoot around with Shaquille, Kobe and Alan...do you think any of them would take on the 5 guys for a pre-game, pre-CFTC shoot around? I will let you know if it happens.
Alan? Alan? Do you maybe mean Allen? As in Iverson? Christ, Mel, get Justin to check these for you. Also, yeah, I think Kobe could probably handle himself against, say, Lance Bass. Just a hunch.
Have a great night and Stay *NSYNC
Melinda
I will, and fuck you.
KD
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