Title: Patter Writer
Function description: is responsible for writing spontaneous spoken word interludes in the Pop Odyssey shows.
Requirements: Must have ability to write speeches that don't mean anything but make audience feel personally involved in show. Talent for making teenies feel that Justin is speaking to them and them alone is a bonus. Must be able to take group members' input and make it coherent w/out making them think that you're actually writing their speeches for them. Decent grasp of English not necessary. Wide knowledge of synonyms for "Whoo hoo!" a definite plus.
Closes: due to the demanding nature of this position, the opening closes no later than May 1, 2001, so that the Patter Writer will have ample time to construct his or her contribution to the show.
Title: Ho Picker
Function description: will drag hot chicks out of the audience of the shows. May sometimes have to do double duty as a so-called "security guard".
Requirements: Ability to spot legal women at twenty paces. Must find cowboy hats, boob tubes, and body glitter the height of class. Large, threatening presence a definite plus, since a certain amount of "silence enforcement" may be necessary after a ho's encounter with a band member. Criminal past no object.
Closes: May 15 2001.
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