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Posted by Lucy Lastic on Fri Dec 15 01:12:27 2000: IP Address: 216.254.48.197

hello webfriends and associates. it's me, lucy.
overworked as usual. tonite's piece is (indirectly) for none other than our beloved massive seattle company, MICROSOUL. it's actually for *jack shit worldwide* a company which produces entertainment out of business content.. they produced these theatrical vignettes at comdex for the aformentioned microcough,
(actors, sets) illustrating the stoopid products in a more fun and upbeat way!! and guess who gets to edit the flippin' archive & bloody commercial? ok, ok, i'm gonna get a pile of dough (to spend on deep tissue massage and hypnosis for memory-removal..) for this, so i'm not supposed to whine.. i'm supposed to lick corporate butholes for cash, that's the solid truth under god, and we all know it.

well, the old lady is in belize snorkelling. how lonely for me and all my attachments...
last night i cashed in on about 18 hours of overdue sleep, with a black cat in tangled covers... fell asleep to the sound of our asshole fucker-elect -- quoting lincoln i believe.. then dreamt i was driving a cadillac i suddenly realized wasn't mine, (and wasn't even hers,) naked, draped in a thin blanket, in lower manhattan. when i pulled over it turned into a convertible, and suddenly there she was.
(not, apparently, in belize...)

question: when was the last time we had a president who was competent enuf to write his own speech? that dude they hadda kill, i'll bet?
it's truly pitiful. the only thing which takes it out of the realm of pitiful is that it's actually terrifying...
we try not to think about these things.
alright, fuck the chatter,
please fedex tic to bouldaire.

xo
Lucy--scary date--Lastic

ps. sorry to hear about blanchard's dismissal. hope all goes as smoothely as possible during these tough and trying times. happy holidays to all the staff. yours, ever lovingly, L. LASTIC.
(send ticket now.)

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: hello webfriends and associates. it's me, lucy. : overworked as usual. tonite's piece is (indirectly) for none other than our beloved massive seattle company, MICROSOUL. it's actually for *jack shit worldwide* a company which produces entertainment out of business content.. they produced these theatrical vignettes at comdex for the aformentioned microcough, : (actors, sets) illustrating the stoopid products in a more fun and upbeat way!! and guess who gets to edit the flippin' archive & bloody commercial? ok, ok, i'm gonna get a pile of dough (to spend on deep tissue massage and hypnosis for memory-removal..) for this, so i'm not supposed to whine.. i'm supposed to lick corporate butholes for cash, that's the solid truth under god, and we all know it. : : well, the old lady is in belize snorkelling. how lonely for me and all my attachments... : last night i cashed in on about 18 hours of overdue sleep, with a black cat in tangled covers... fell asleep to the sound of our asshole fucker-elect -- quoting lincoln i believe.. then dreamt i was driving a cadillac i suddenly realized wasn't mine, (and wasn't even hers,) naked, draped in a thin blanket, in lower manhattan. when i pulled over it turned into a convertible, and suddenly there she was. : (not, apparently, in belize...) : question: when was the last time we had a president who was competent enuf to write his own speech? that dude they hadda kill, i'll bet? : it's truly pitiful. the only thing which takes it out of the realm of pitiful is that it's actually terrifying... : we try not to think about these things. : alright, fuck the chatter, : please fedex tic to bouldaire. : xo : Lucy--scary date--Lastic : : ps. sorry to hear about blanchard's dismissal. hope all goes as smoothely as possible during these tough and trying times. happy holidays to all the staff. yours, ever lovingly, L. LASTIC. : (send ticket now.)

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