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Posted by we kill everything we see on Sat Nov 11 13:33:34 2000: IP Address: 12.35.40.11

In Reply to: I like cupcakes. posted by NeptuneFix on Sat Nov 11 03:32:30 2000:

thus insuring that a bunch of jocks determine how everything is run. fuck that. i say we let all the candidates into a room for 36 hours that is filled with foam. at the end of the 36 hours, whichever candidate has the nicest skin left wins, to be determined by a committee consisting of the eldest mary kay sales woman, the eldest avon lady, the oil of olay woman, and the cleasil girl. in case of a tie we start feeding them human umbilical cords. whoever eats the most wins.

: This is how the leader of the "free" world should be chosen:

: Everyone has to get a stationary excersize bike. The government issues a standardized, uncrackable box that keeps track of how many miles the bike is gone and does a retna scan of the person on the bike to help eliminate cheaters and hardcore militant Republicans that may be slavedriving their children. This is fed into the household's internet connection to a government database.

: Each person selects who they vote for and key that into the machine before riding. The further you go, the more your vote counts for. The totals are summed up and the person who had the most voter miles wins. "Voting" would last a full YEAR, but the last is election day and all miles are trippled on that day to make watching it on TV more interesting because our current system is quite monotonous. Special provisions would have to be made for the handicaped. Perhaps stationary excersize wheelchairs, I dunno. Anyhow, this would help our country in many many ways. Here are a few.

: 1> Voting would be more accurate because um.. excersize machines don't lie.
: 2> Our country would be more in shape. This means more hot bitchez!!
: 3> We'd save ALOT of money on electricity, as the excersize machines would also be hooked up to powerlines.
: 4> Our country would have a booming excersize bicyle manufacturing and repair industry that would employ millions. = economical growth.

: Then again.. rather inebriated.

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• Re: I like cupcakes. NeptuneFix 19:29:32 11/11/2000 (2)
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: thus insuring that a bunch of jocks determine how everything is run. fuck that. i say we let all the candidates into a room for 36 hours that is filled with foam. at the end of the 36 hours, whichever candidate has the nicest skin left wins, to be determined by a committee consisting of the eldest mary kay sales woman, the eldest avon lady, the oil of olay woman, and the cleasil girl. in case of a tie we start feeding them human umbilical cords. whoever eats the most wins. : : : This is how the leader of the "free" world should be chosen: : : Everyone has to get a stationary excersize bike. The government issues a standardized, uncrackable box that keeps track of how many miles the bike is gone and does a retna scan of the person on the bike to help eliminate cheaters and hardcore militant Republicans that may be slavedriving their children. This is fed into the household's internet connection to a government database. : : Each person selects who they vote for and key that into the machine before riding. The further you go, the more your vote counts for. The totals are summed up and the person who had the most voter miles wins. "Voting" would last a full YEAR, but the last is election day and all miles are trippled on that day to make watching it on TV more interesting because our current system is quite monotonous. Special provisions would have to be made for the handicaped. Perhaps stationary excersize wheelchairs, I dunno. Anyhow, this would help our country in many many ways. Here are a few. : : 1> Voting would be more accurate because um.. excersize machines don't lie. : : 2> Our country would be more in shape. This means more hot bitchez!! : : 3> We'd save ALOT of money on electricity, as the excersize machines would also be hooked up to powerlines. : : 4> Our country would have a booming excersize bicyle manufacturing and repair industry that would employ millions. = economical growth. : : Then again.. rather inebriated.

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