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1/4/03- Opening Essay: "Bonzai"
11/16/02- Opening Essay: "The Events Game"
10/26/02- Opening Essay: "Proper Wedding"
9/5/02- Opening Essay: "The Ottawa International Animation Festival 2002"
8/24/02- Opening Essay: "The Two Trailers"
7/13/02- Opening Essay: "Review: Amélie on DVD"
5/18/02- Opening Essay: "Superheroes"
4/13/02- Opening Essay: "Picaresque"
3/16/02- Opening Essay: "Postcards from Maboxia"
2/23/02- Opening Essay: "Shapes"
2/2/02- Opening Essay: "Marboxia or Bust!"
1/12/02- Opening Essay: "Nagaan"
12/22/01- Opening Essay: "Christmas 2001"
12/1/01- Opening Essay: "The Girl"
11/24/01- Opening Essay: "Something Like a Eulogy"
11/3/01- Opening Essay: "Planets"
10/20/01- Opening Essay: "Final Words"
10/6/01- Opening Essay: "Communication"
9/22/01- Opening Essay: "One Step"
8/18/01- Opening Essay: "Exile"
5/12/01- Opening Essay: "Enough Space"
5/5/01- Opening Essay: "Tomorrow's Porn Directors... Today!"
4/28/01- Opening Essay: "Babbling After Travel"
4/14/01- Opening Essay: "Breasts"
4/7/01- Opening Essay: "Anime Music Videos--A Short Catalogue"
3/17/01- Opening Essay: "Some Numbers"
3/10/01- Opening Essay: "The Anthropod God"
2/17/01- Opening Essay: "Fear and Loathing, But It's Not So Bad"
2/10/01- Opening Essay: "Happy Birthday, You"
12/23/00- Opening Essay: "First Look--A Space Toast Christmas Story"
12/16/00- Opening Essay: "My Picks for the Top Five Animated TV Shows of All Time"
12/2/00- Opening Essay: "An Excerpt from
Windy City
"
11/25/00- Opening Essay: "Thanksgiving in Haiku"
11/18/00- Opening Essay: "Kid Friendly: Disney and Sexual Material"
11/11/00- Opening Essay: "Election: Layer 02"
11/4/00- Opening Essay: "Election"
10/28/00- Opening Essay: "A Year With Space Toast"
10/21/00- Opening Essay: "What Doesn't Matter"
10/7/00- Opening Essay: "The Songs of TimeBread"
9/30/00- Opening Essay: "It's Not About You"
9/23/00- Opening Essay: "Registration Questionnaire"
9/16/00- Opening Essay: "Peter Pan's Departure"
9/2/00- Opening Essay: "Saw What You Will, But Pooh is a Clever Bastard"
8/19/00- Opening Essay: "Plastic"
8/5/00- Opening Essay: "Two-Step"
7/29/00- Opening Essay: "Showtime"
7/1/00- Opening Essay: Untitled
6/24/00- Opening Essay: "The Best One-Star Movies of All Time"
6/3/00- Opening Essay: "Miscelaneous Observations from My Second Week Working in a Bookstore"
5/20/00- Opening Essay: "Experiment no.1 in Common Usage"
5/13/00- Opening Essay: "Current Assessment"
4/22/00- Opening Essay: "Late Again"
4/15/00- Opening Essay: "The Space Toast Portal"
4/8/00- Opening Essay: "4q and Qubits(2)"
3/4/00- Opening Essay: "Null"
2/26/00- Opening Essay: Introduction to "The Non-sequitur Page"
2/19/00- Opening Essay: "The Haircut"
2/12/00- Opening Essay: "The Definition of Beauty"
2/5/00- Opening Essay: "Colophon"
1/15/00- Opening Essay: "A Little Parting Gift from Maine"
12/18/99- Opening Essay: "Christmess"
12/11/99- Opening Essay: "In Omega Country"
11/20/99- Opening Essay: "The Obligatory Thanksgiving Column"
11/13/99- Opening Essay: "Being William Shatner"
11/6/99- Opening Essay: "Esoterica"
Short Story: "Improbabble"
Short Film (never made): "Class Day"
