| We are an intrepid group of seven gnomes who have liberated ourselves from a Seattle garden. We have embarked on a world tour and are sending photos and messages to our former captors from the road. |
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our first stop: Asking the blessing of our Seattle idol, the Great Freemont Troll. |
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us trying to make a buck down by the waterfront. Seattle is an expensive town, you better believe! But I think we need a better agent. |
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Go Mariners! We gnomes like baseball. And being so small, sometimes we can sneak in and get some great views, as you can see from this picture of the famous Ichiro Suzuki. |
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We're in New York now. Our new agent is getting us a much better class of gigs, as you can see in the picture here. Onward to fame and fortune! |
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Hi, we're having a blast in New York. Our new agent got us a gig in the Broadway dance extravaganze, Fosse! But we're not too happy about some other gigs that are being offered. We may need to make a change soon. Will let you know. |
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We fired our agent and are leaving New York to try to live down the shame of this appearance with Bon Jovi. Gnomes have standards after all! |