Aaaaaagggggghhhhhhh!
Aaaaaagggggghhhhhhh!  You cock-sucking cheetah!  Get the fuck off me!  Oh, shit, not another one!  Get your fucking claws out of my fucking ass!  Fuck!  Holy shit that hurts!  Fuck, I'm immobilized...  Just go for the jugular fuckheads.  What the fuck?  Stop tearing at my belly, shits!  That hurts so much.  Kill me, idiots!  Haven't you ever hunted a fucking antelope before, you stupid fucking sacks of ape shit?  Jesus H. Christ in a hand basket...  No wonder you're at the bottom of the wild cat family.  Hey pussies, I think there's a lion in that grass over there.  Ha!  Made you look...
   Fuck me, I can't believe I'm still alive.  Stop eating my guts and strangle me to death!  You do it with your teeth, Einsteins!  Damn, how can you be so stupid?  Piss on me, the cubs are here!  Now they're getting some of the Ed buffet.  I should have been dead like two minutes ago.  Fuck, finally I'm losing consciousness.  All that unnecessary pain because you dumb pricks don't know what you're doing...  I...hope...hyenas...chase you...off...  Fuck.