Music Returns to Afghanistan
“What is this shit?” ask citizens
JALALABAD, Afghanistan— With the success of military efforts in Afghanistan, many changes are already becoming evident throughout the once oppressed population.  Men have shaven their beards as a symbol of freedom.  Unveiled women are venturing outside safely.  And music has returned to the nation, prompting many Afghans to ask: “What is this shit?”
   Music shops, like Mullah Sakhai's, have opened their doors for the first time in years.
   “I'm so happy I can return to my passion—buying and selling records,” the 28-year-old said.  “But what the hell is this Staind fucker so whiny about?”
   Others in the community are similarly pleased with the new circumstances, which allow them to play whatever music they choose.
   “Finally, we don't have to listen to [the Taliban's a cappella Koranic] chanting on the radio.  We can listen to...uh...” one shopper said, looking at the tapes in a cassette kiosk, “the Backstreet Boys.  What the fuck?”
   Music was banned by the Taliban five years ago, so the Afghan people have a lot of catching up to do in regards to the pop scene.
   “Jesus Christ this shit is derivative,” said music lover Yunis Omar, holding a copy of Alicia Keys' “Songs in A Minor.”  “And how this Ja Rule got a recording contract I'll never know.  He sounds like a fucking lawn mower.”
   Afghanistan's new freedoms promise to give Sakhai many more years of doing what he loves, and the country itself will finally be able to embrace the simple joy of music—something most of us in democracies take for granted.
   “I've waited years for this,” Sakhai said as tears began to roll down his cheeks.  “And now I've got it.  Britney, Blink, P. Diddy.  I almost wish the Taliban were back.”