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Anna Kournikova
Becomes Tennis Player
International supermodel and Russian
soft porn star Anna Kournikova has decided to add yet another job to her
resume: tennis player. Kournikova was recently seen practicing in
Miami.
“I don’t understand,”
said the stunning blonde as the wind gently caressed her flowing, waist-length
hair. “I’ve been pro since I was 15. What is this about?”
Kournikova has taken
up the sport to improve her already near-perfect physique. She believes
that since she has to work out to maintain her status as a sex pot, she
might as well have fun doing it.
“Fuck this,” the beauty
said as a single drop of sweat slowly rode down her neck, disappearing
in between her breasts. “Get out of here, assholes.”
Kournikova is no stranger
to career changes. Aside from being a stripper and one-time “Legal
and Tender” centerfold, she is also a senior fund administrator at Charles
Schwab.
“I’m serious, pervert,”
Kournikova continued, her erect nipples slightly protruding through her
white sports bra. “Leave.”
Kournikova has become
a role model for young women everywhere. She has conquered the worlds
of film, modeling, and financial investing, and now has her sights set
on the tennis circuit. Of course, it will be difficult, seeing as
she has no experience, but that hasn’t stopped her before. If there
is one trait to attribute to Anna Kournikova, it is determination.
“Fuck it, I’m out of
here,” she breathily pushed the words past her full lips. “Eat shit,”
she playfully moaned as she walked off, her long, athletic legs glistening
in the afternoon sunlight, and the bottom of her skirt bouncing, slightly
exposing her firm buttocks, flirtatiously hidden by thin pink panties.
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