Halle Berry's Tits Top Box Office
LOS ANGELES– Halle Berry's naked tits grossed $18.4 million over the movie weekend, taking the top spot in their first three days on screen.  Berry's tits beat out “Shrek” ($17.1 million) and “Pearl Harbor” ($14.9 million) for the top spot.
   “Halle's breasts were phenomenal,” said one man who attended the film (apparently titled “Swordfish”) that features Berry's exposed tits.  “God, they're big.  Perfect.”
   Berry was reportedly given an extra $500,000 to bare her tits in the film, and it has paid off.  Millions of movie and breast fans are flocking to ogle the beautiful actress' splendid tits.
   “It was worth the nine bucks to see that exceptional pair [of tits],” said one male New York moviegoer.  “Every now and then, a big name celebrity does something like this and you just have to see it.  Like an eclipse.”
   The appearance of the much-fabled rack is nothing short of magnificent.  Berry is sunbathing when the glorious tits are presented clearly to the expectant audience.  When they are on screen nothing but a few gasps can be heard in the theater, according to one Los Angeles man.
   “She put down this book, and there they [the tits] were.  Silence,” he said.  “Then, when the scene was over, everyone cheered and left the theater.”
   Although Berry's tits had a successful opening weekend, it appears as though the final U.S. box office take will pale in comparison to that of Sharon Stone's vagina, which grossed over $117 million in 1992.