The Bush Doodles
WASHINGTON, D.C.– The Rail has acquired three sheets of doodles left by President Bush after a White House staff meeting Tuesday.  Insider sources have confirmed that Mr. Bush frequently draws during meetings, and that these drawings are the sole work of the president himself.  The images vary in theme, though all involve Mr. Bush in some sort of triumph.  In keeping with its journalistic integrity, The Rail presents these drawings without alteration and without comment.