Canadian Mercenaries Storm American "Eh" Factories 
MINNEAPOLIS- A surprise attack on local "eh" factories has left Minnesota, along with the rest of the country, less able to make fun of Canadians. 
    The "eh" factories, 46 in all, were built from 1964 to 1977.  They were designed primarily for the manufacturing and distribution of "eh"s, so that Americans could make fun of their neighbors to the north. 
    The raw materials needed to make "eh"s are scarce in America, yet the factories never seemed to be lacking in their "eh" production.  This lead Canadian officials to suspect smuggling of the valuble materials.  A border patrol was set up in 1993, but was unable to deal with the huge amount of smuggling that was going on- some experts estimate that Canada loses 10% of its "eh" potential per year. 
    On June 18, 2000, the Canadian president or prime minister or czar or whatever the hell they have ordered a coup to destroy the factories.  On June 19, Canadian forces invaded Minnesota and began setting factories afire, but the horse-mounted soldiers were no match for the civilians' rocks/stones and pointy sticks. 
    Damage was minimal, and American "eh" production is expected to reach maximum levels by the end of the month.  Americans are wary of the Canadians, though.  Rumor has it the horses will pull buggies designed to protect warriors the next time Canada attacks.