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Pornography Industry Association of America Sues 300 File Swappers
Hard work of cum-guzzlers, fuck-sluts jeopardized by theft

NEW YORK– The Pornography Industry Association of America (PIAA) announced Monday a lawsuit filed against 314 Internet file sharing program users who downloaded and made available to others various pornographic media without paying for them.
   “Many pornographic filmmakers, particularly amateur ones, have had their work stolen by these file swappers,” said PIAA president Scott Oswald.  “But even more so, the sperm-chugging cock fiends who sacrifice themselves for their art are being abused.”
   PIAA members include Internet-based pornographers like BangBus.com, Captain Stabbin, and Bukkake Nation.
   “Our girls are being exploited, and not in the good way,” explained Captain Maxwell Stabbin, owner of the Captain Stabbin pornography empire.  “When an anal queen is engorging my dong bomb, she needs to have the assurance that what she's doing will be appreciated and rewarded.  That simply isn't happening with this illegal sharing.”
   “Internet users all over the world are getting gratification for free,” said College FuckFest spokeswoman Clara Norville.  “But where's the gratification for our studious gang bang divas?  People who download these videos without paying don't consider the massive amounts of tequila and humiliation these easily fooled freshman have to deal with.”
   The PIAA has offered an amnesty to users who have shared one hour or more of illegally downloaded videos.  The amnesty requires that file swappers turn themselves into the PIAA and agree to delete all relevant pornography from their computers and promise never again to jerk off to Industry members' files without paying.
   “We feel we are meeting users in the middle on this one,” said Oswald.  “We're being lenient because we understand the difficulty in abstaining from viewing big-tittied bondage babes, ebony semen swillers, and Asian shit box whores.”
   
 
 


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