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Bush Asks American Public to "Spot Me a Fifty"
WASHINGTON-- President Bush addressed the nation Sunday
night in an 18-minute speech to report on the situation in Iraq and
Afghanistan and to request "a few bucks" from the American people.
"We are at a crucial point of history, my fellow
Americans," Bush said. "We cannot fail this fight. So, can
I borrow, like, a hundred bucks?"
The president asked every American citizen for a loan to
be used for continuing the war on terror and rebuilding Iraq and
Afghanistan.
"Okay, not a hundred, but spot me a fifty," said
Bush. "Is that cool?"
Bush spent the final minutes of his speech trying to
convince the populace to lend him "just some dough, anything."
"Look, I did you a solid with that tax cut, so hit me
back," he said. "Like, five bucks? Some change? All
right, just let me bum a cigarette."
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