Piece-of-Ass Niki Taylor Recovering Well
ATLANTA– Supermodel and royal piece-of-ass Niki Taylor, who suffered an auto accident in April which damaged her liver and abdomen, but not her breasts, has been moved from intensive care to a private room.  She has been upgraded to good condition at Grady Memorial Hospital.
   “Niki was seriously injured, and she is well on the road to recovery,” said Lou Taylor, her manager.  “Once again, I must stress that her tits and ass were not and are not damaged.”
   It has also been confirmed that Taylor's trademark mole on the left side of her face, just above the lips, is still intact.  In fact, her entire face is remarkably as perfect as before.
   “Niki will be out of that bed and back on the magazine covers before you know it,” said Dr. Ogden Collins, who operated on Taylor.  “She only had some abdominal injuries.  Nothing wrong with that chest, let me tell you,” said he, smirking.
   Taylor was the passenger in a Nissan Maxima which hit a utility pole after the driver looked down to answer his cell phone.  The internationally known dick tease was not hospitalized until early May, when she realized she had internal injuries.
   “She came in and I was stunned at seeing who it was,” said Collins.  “Then I thought, ‘Yeah, I got a pole you can run into.’”
   Taylor, who has yet to allow her genitalia to be photographed, has appeared on the covers of numerous magazines.  She began her modeling career when she was only 13.
   “Niki's going to be as tight as she was 13 years ago—and she was tight,” said her manager, with raised eyebrows.  “I get shivers just thinking about it.”