Man: “Shit, the Olympics Are On”
CLEVELAND– On Saturday night while watching television, area man Brian Colemon, 34, turned to local NBC affiliate WKYC and was shocked to see the Winter Olympics, which opened Friday night.
   “I was just sitting there, flipping around, looking for something to watch, and then I saw these [speed] skaters,” he said.  “I was like, ‘Shit, the Olympics are on.’  I didn't even know it.”
   Colemon, a video rental store manager, was unaware that the games had even begun.
   “I totally forgot about it,” he said.  “I mean, I knew they were over here and everything, but I just hadn't heard about them too much.”
   Colemon was watching USA's airing of “Speed,” but changed the channel during a commercial.
   “I was all happy and shit, you know,” he said.  “It's like I just came across this great show I forgot about.  Except this show lasts, like, two weeks.”
   The joyous discoverer proceeded to watch the Games for three minutes.
   “Fuck it,” said Colemon.  “It got real boring real fast.  Plus, the Powerpuff Girls were on.”
   Colemon does not appear likely to return to the Winter Olympics as a source of entertainment.
   “Yeah, I'll click over there every now and then to see what's up,” he said.  “But if it's something other than the luge, I'm switching.”