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Man Refuses to Wear Tiny Ribbon
Harsh Situations Remain in Ethiopia, Etritea
HOUSTON- Phil Duval, a computer programmer for Aetna, refused to wear a tiny black ribbon Friday after Mark Gibson, another Aetna employee, died in a car accident.  Fellow employees were horrified.
   On August 13, floods around the Awashi River in central Ethiopia killed nine people, left 30,000 homeless, and killed over 5,000 cows, goats, and sheep.
   "I just didn't see what the fuss was about," said Duval.  "I didn't even know the guy," 
   Duval's coworkers were outraged at his blatant lack of acknowledgment of the death of a man he had never seen, let alone met.
   The government of Etritea, which recently accepted a ceasefire with Ethiopa after two years of war, has forced 6,500 Ethiopians to leave Etritea over the past couple of weeks.  The returnees include elderly people, children, pregnant women, and 39 mentally ill patients.
   "I don't care if he never met Mick," said Sandy Crane, a secretary at Aetna.  "He has to wear the ribbon.  Doesn't he care about other human beings?"
   The returnees were dropped miles from the border and forced to walk for hours across mined areas in bad weather conditions.  Three died last Wednesday crossing via the Tsorona front.
   Duval's potential promotion may be in jeopardy.  Jason Stiller, Duval's supervisor, has begun an investigation into "just what kind of person Phil is."
   "When I was told that Phil didn't want to wear a ribbon to symbolize that he cared about that guy, I just about lost it," said Stiller.  "Even though Mack worked on another floor, in another department, Phil should've still worn that tiny piece of black satin... or whatever the hell it's made of."
   Zalambessa, an Ethiopian town of about 15,000 people, was destroyed during the war.
   "He just has no compassion for fellow humans," said Crane.  "How could one be so ignorant?" 
 

The ribbon at the center 
of the controversy.

 
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