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Secrets
to Staind's Success
Every aspiring rock musician wonders:
How does Aaron Lewis of the phenomenally popular band Staind write such
profound music? We here at The Rail now reveal the secrets of his
musical and lyrical genius for all you hopeful rockers-in-training.
Relish your anguish
Teenagers buy the most rock music,
so you should cater to their tastes. Since all teenagers, especially
males, are deeply troubled beings, you must record whiny, angry music.
Lyrics concerning mild depression, coupled with sluggish acoustic and slightly
distorted electric guitars, are essential. Remember, distortion means
you're mad and you're sad and who knows what you're liable to do.
Generate the same music all other
depressed rock bands make; teenagers don't care to vary their tastes.
Also, avoid guitar solos and emphasis on melody—these detract from the
lyrics, the keys to success.
Be, like, vague
You need to master the art of sounding
introspective while being vague. It's a difficult concept to explain,
so we'll let the lyrics speak for themselves:
All the times
That I felt like this won't end
Was for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It's from you
All the times
That I've tried
My intentions
Full of pride
But I waste
More time than anyone
Who knows what he's talking about?
Nevertheless, it sounds important, and it sells.
If you reach any personal revelations
while writing your songs, blanket them in bland, general, mantra-like phrases
to appeal to the short attention spans of teenagers. If anyone asks
you what the song means, respond in a similarly vague manner, like Aaron
here:
“‘Pressure’ is my response
to the pressure I was under to get this record done. It's like a culmination
of the pressure that I was under at the time because I was like half way
through the record and I was now out of stuff that was readily and easily
flowing through me. It was a combination of the pressure of that and a
panic attack, which I get.”
You may want to simply repeat the lyrics
to the song if asked about its significance:
“It's just kind of an
introspective song about realizing that it's been awhile since a lot of
things. It's been awhile since I could hold my head up high, it's been
awhile since I said I was sorry, it's been awhile since I could say that
I wasn't addicted, it's been awhile since I could say I love myself. It's
kind of an acknowledgment that it's been awhile.”
Swear word smorgasbord
Liberal use of swear words like
“fuck” means you're angry, as are teenagers, who can readily relate to
your anger and subsequent carefree attitude regarding such taboos as the
word “shit.” Teenagers often use swear words to emphasize their cynicism—failure
to use them invariably means failure as a musician.
Stick with clichés
like white on rice
Every great lyricist uses clichés
—they're memorable, understandable, and easy to think up. Although
you may think a cliché can't be based on inner feelings, the fact
is Aaron's lyrics are clichés by coincidence, as yours will be too.
You can't help it if what you're thinking and writing is commonplace.
And you can't be bothered to be original, you've got teens to please and
records to spit out.
Let's look at some of Aaron's clichéd/personal
lyrics from various tracks on the hit album “Break the Cycle”:
As I walk along these
streets
If you need me I'll be here
My stomach's in knots and the
room starts to spin
I only know that I can change/Everything
else just stays the same
I just needed someone to talk
to
You were never there for me
Since I could hold my head up
high
Since I could stand on my own
two feet again
The consequences that I've rendered
But all that shit seems to disappear
when I'm with you
Why must I feel this way?/Just
make this go away
'Cause its always raining in
my head
I am nothing more than a little
boy inside
Demons I am forced to keep
Bring me to my knees
Once you become an advanced student
of the cliché, you can jam a load of them together, creating an
unforgettable and ultimately meaningless stanza:
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
'Cause inside your ugly
You're ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
See that? Every line is a cliché.
Try combining this technique with the previous one. Expressions like
“Shit happens” and “Same shit, different day” can have a twofold effect
on teenagers yearning for angry triteness. Mastering these techniques
takes time, but don't think you'll never compare to Aaron. He was
once an original writer like you may be. Work hard and you'll develop
your own style of radio-ready nonsense.
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