| All times CST |
7:00 |
7:30 |
8:00 |
8:30 |
9:00 |
9:30 |
10:00 |
| NBC |
Ain't no Thing But a West Wing. On
a String |
Look At All These Emmys. C'mon,
watch... please? |
Dateline. Injustices of the few |
Local News. Featuring 48 local stories |
| CBS |
Kids Say the Most Fucked Up Shit. |
The King of Unfunny. |
Whatever You Do, Don't Forget About Survivor.
Remember there's more Survivor coming |
60 Minutes. The reporters-falling-asleep-in-their-oatmeal
epidemic |
Local News. Featuring accurate-ass weather |
| ABC |
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Everyone,
fucker |
The Drew Carey Show. Yeah,
it's still on |
Two Guys and a Girl. No, it's not that, perv |
NYPD Beat the Hell Out of Minorities. |
Local News. Featuring amazing graphics and shit |
| UPN |
Malcolm and Eddie. |
A Colored Man and a Fellow Negro. |
Star Trek Voyager. Out-of-Place Programming |
What Up, Dawg. |
Not Much, Foo. |
Jenny Jones. "My brother got ADD from watching
Jenny Jones" |
| FOX |
When Animals Attack Police Officers Chasing
Criminals--Caught on Tape. |
Titus. Titus meets his twin,
played by Jim Carrey |
That 70's Shit. |
Whatever Is, It Sucks. |
Who the Fuck Knows. Who the fuck cares |
| WB |
Dawson's Creek. Dawson
kicks some guy's ass for pissing in his creek |
Name 5 Shows on the WB. Game
show- $1,000,000 Jackpot |
Jerry Springer. Informative
dialogue on issues regarding belligerent midgets |
Extra. Access Hollywood |
| UNIVISION |
El Corazón del Amor. Primero
episodio |
El Amor del Corazón. |
El Corazón del Amor. El
episodio final |
Película. Las Vacaciones
de Las Actividades Divertidas 7 (1978) |
| PBS |
Animals Love the Fuckin' and Killin'. |
Give Us Money or Big Bird Gets a Colombian
Necktie. |
Movie. A Slight Possibility of
Brief Nudity (1997) |
| TNN |
Woo Boy. |
Woo Doggie. |
Gus 'N' Friends. Gus misplaces Joanna's tube top |
Bubba. |
Dukes of Hazard. Presented without
commercial interruption by Wal-Mart |
Let's See How High the Centers of Gravity of Our Trucks
Are. |
| BET |
Ahh Shit. |
Ahh Nah. |
Oh No You Didn't. |
Oh Yes I Did. |
White People Be Crackin' Me Up. |
Let's Add the Syllable "Iz" to Words. |
| E! |
The Role of the Left Breast in Film. |
The History of Pasties. |
The Making of a Thong. |
| DISNEY |
Walt Disney Presents. Five-Year Plan |
Movie. Beauty and the Third Reich. |