TV Sucks
   Okay, I'm watching "Sister, Sister" when there's a news bulletin- some guy shooting people or something- what I'm  concerned with is the beauty of the anchorwoman (and the man ain't to shabby, either).  It looks like this slut just walked off the pages of one of them girl magazines- the ones centered around aimless sex surveys. 
   Now I like me some sexy ladies, but I don't think I'm alone in my disgust of women, let alone beautiful ones, giving  me the news.  I want an ugly, mean old man telling me that people are dying, not some empty-headed bimbo talking about Jennifer Aniston's latest hairdo.  Where are the intimidating Walter Cronkites and Edward R. Murrows?  I need a pissed-off seven foot tall 65-year-old yelling at me that we're all doomed. 
   And what the hell was that shit about when they changed the voice of one of the Ninja Turtles?  Remember that?  Week after week I watch, listen, and become familiar with the four unlikely heroes.  Then, without warning, for one episode they changed the actor who played Michaelangelo.  They did it several times after that, sometimes changing the voices of the others.  That's some traumatic shit for a 10-year-old.
   Fuck TV.  Well, I must go- "Will and Grace" is on...