The Week In Pictures

There hasn't been much to bitch about lately—well, there probably has, but I don't watch CNN, so I don't really keep up with the news.  TNN forever!  So, I figured I'd take a look at some pictures on the web and comment on them.  Life-affirming they all are, I'm sure.

A woman shows off the new Siemens AG Xelibri mobile phone, which immediately calls the police when hobos start groping the owner's breasts.		Snoop Doggy Dogg explains his reasons for undergoing a Michael Jackson-like skin-lightening procedure.
Canadian Brent Moffatt simultaneously breaks two world records by becoming the most pierced person in the world and the least employable.		National Geographic releases a special swimsuit issue after a poor response to their "Big droopy tits of the Amazon" issue.
Criminal?  Terrorist?  Murderer?  Jesus, I just thought they had poor hygiene and cut in line.		U.S. Marines docking at Bahrain mock the Muslim religion by simulating alcohol consumption and stealing onlookers' souls with a camera.
At the Friends of Waterways Wildlife Park near Sydney, an undercover photographer snaps a shot of the reprehensible practice of koala bukkake.		"Which one's Kim again?" "I don't know, they all look the same to me."