Are You Scared Yet?
   Bzzt.  Uh oh.  Bzzzzzt.  What's that?  Bzzzzzzzzzttttt!  It's your ass, that's what it is.  I ain't fucking around.  This ain't no card game no more.  I'm packed full of West Nile virus, so you best be on the look out.  In fact, you need to get yourself a giant prophylactic so you can walk your monkey ass around town relatively fearlessly.  But be careful I just don't fly up the bottom of your poncho.  I'm agile like that.
   So what's this dub-NV all about, you ask.  Well let me bring it.  Encephalitis mean anything to you?  Yeah, that means your brain get fat.  Aw, but your skull staying the same.  What you gonna do?  Well you can't stop the rain, so you just gonna have to bust out the will and testament a little earlier than expected.  I guess your infant son ain't going to Yale after all.  Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch like that.
   Still ain't scared?  Telling yourself it's only in the South.  Louisiana and Alabama and shit.  Can't no mosquitoes get me up in the hills.  Nah, fuck that.  This is the West Nile virus.  You know where that come from?  Yeah, I flew my ass all the way from Africa just to get you.  I ain't about to stop because of some Off or whatever weak shit you're spraying.  This is a mission.  There is no failure.
   Next time you feel that itching, you better think fast.  Smack away all you want, I can't be stopped.  I'll get you in your sleep.  Oh shit, honey, did I leave the window open?  Too late.  In your ear, motherfucker.