2:45 PM - Contemplate buying Black and Blue the whole way there. Realize that I am sad. Very sad.Dans. It works for me.
Of course, I'm a lot more towards the fan side than dear KD. Want proof? Oh, you'll get proof all right.
Those fuckers. Even on my vacation they invade my life.
22 November 2000 Alcoholic units consumed: 4. Songs downloaded of Napster: 10 (vg). Calories: 1500 (anger towards NSYNC forced me to hit the treadmill). Negative thoughts towards NSYNC: 12845842937. Terrible squishy thoughts about Lance: 10 (vb). Backstreet Boys CD's purchased: 0 (vg).
9 AM - God it's early. It's vacation. Why am I up?
10 AM - God, it's still early. Why am I up?
10:15 AM - Trudge downstairs.
10:30 AM - Begin downloading songs off Napster. Have decided that college can go fuck themselves for putting up a firewall.
11 AM - Am still downloading. Should clean.
12 PM - Am still downloading. Should clean.
12:20 PM - Have cleaned off counters. Still downloading.
1:30 PM - Missed first half of Days of Our Lives. Haven't missed anything. Why do I watch?
2 PM - Attempt to write funny update for page. Doesn't work. Fuck. Am very upset at self. Have a wine cooler.
2:30 PM - Give up on update. Decide to go to Best Buy to find the "Born To Make You Happy" import.
2:45 PM - Contemplate buying Black and Blue the whole way there. Realize that I am sad. Very sad.
2:50 PM - Arrive at Best Buy. Manage to talk self out of buying CD.
2:52 PM - Pass display for Black and Blue. Keep inner poise and walk on by.
2:53 PM - Fuck. Have walked back and picked CD up. 24 pages of pictures? Pictures!
3:25 PM - Have marched around the store hauling around the CD. Have attempted to put it down several times. Failed miserably. Fack. Suddenly have urge to call someone to talk me out of this. 1-800- RagOnMe, HELP!
3:37 PM - Slink into the "S" section. Search for "Born" CD. Cannot find it. Dammit.
3:38 PM - Am suddenly relieved. This means I will only have to buy one CD.
3:40 PM - Attempt to put down BSB again.
3:41 PM - Fail miserably. Again.
3:45 PM - Pass holiday music display. See NSYNC's "Home For Christmas." Decide to borrow it from a friend on Friday to burn.
3:46 PM - "Home for Christmas" comes on Best Buy Radio Network. Fuck.
3:47 PM - Have picked up CD to inspect cover.
3:51 PM - Am now attempting to put down both BSB and NSYNC. Decide to check out NSYNC imports.
3:55 PM - Realize that I now own every single Import single that is featured at Best Buy besides "For The Girl Who Has Everything." Despise that song.
3:59 PM - Manage to put down "For The Girl" single while looking at Nine Inch Nails CD's.
4:05 PM - Realize am piss poor. Regard both CD's carefully before putting down BSB. Will have mum buy it for me on Friday.
4:15 PM - Have now spent hour and a half in Best Buy. Head towards the exit. Will put NSYNC CD back where I found it.
4:16 PM - Get closer to exit. Will put CD down.
4:20 PM - Bloody Hell.
4:22 PM - Realize I own just about every single NSYNC CD that is on the market. THE FUCKERS! They owe me now more then they did before. Dude, I deserve like...Lance as my slave for the day. More on the albino rat bastard later.
5 PM - Arrive home, singing "Merry Christmas Happy Holidays." Curses to the CD player in my car.
6 PM -Decide I want to burn a CD of the entire HBO special. Kisses to Napster.
7 PM - Am a fucking moron. Have only downloaded two songs.
8 PM - Must watch Dawson's Creek. Now have downloaded up to It's Gonna Be Me.
9:30 PM -Have reached Space Cowboy. Turn on HBO Concert.
9:35 PM -Realize Lance is quite cute here.
9:45 PM - Am beginning to feel an epiphany coming on.
10 PM - Resisting urge to throw self at telly screaming "Shag me!" as Lance wears teal.
10:30 PM - Bloody Hell.
11 PM - Back to downloading.
Lance first got me hooked on NSYNC. Yes, WD, the diehard Veiny Spice girl, was a flamer fan. It's very hard to talk about...especially when I notice the "weird eye syndrome" that Lance has going on.
Usually, Lance annoys me. He's just...weird. The eyes, I tell you. They scare me. And things he does pisses me off too.
But tonight, seeing that for the 5th time, Lance was...Charismatic. Boyishly cute. Things he did made me...
I wanted to lick the stubble off of his chin.
OKAY! Maybe I wouldn't go that far. But...oh my. In TIPY, when JC asks him if he sees all those people out there? And he's like "Yep." And it's just
So
Fucking
Cute.
I hate him. I hate Lance. I hate Lance in his stupid teal snakeskin top. Which shows off his toned but not veiny forearms. And the cute leather pants. I despise that outfit he has on in Just Got Paid, that he pulls off SO well. And the way he tries to dance and he just looks so adorable concentrating...
FUCK.
What the HELL has happened to me? KD called it. She did. The bitch.
Don't get me wrong. I could never get over the eye thing to switch favorites. But still...