First off, you need to get together your materials. Giant squares of cardboard in fun colors, brightly-colored pens or poster paints, glitter, and perhaps the odd feather boa will go a long way towards creating that perfect eye-catching sign. Once you've gathered your stuff, you need to get down and dirty and think up a great slogan. If you're having any thoughts about writing "JC, be my Space Cowboy" in pink letters, go the fuck away. All we've got here is mean stuff.
We have a plan, you see. We want to start a nice grassroots movement so that this tour will see two Dans at every venue, holding up their mean signs. Soon, NSYNC will begin to catch on. After the first week, they'll be peering fearfully out into the audience, asking each other if they've spotted "The Mean Chicks" yet. Join the cause, people. It'll be fun. Together, we can make NSYNC cry like little girls.
In no particular order, here are some ideas to get you started.
Lance, have a weird eye thing if you're with JC!
Lance, don't look now, but JC is checking out your ass.
Then enjoy the tumult as Lance looks around hopefully.
Justin, I have debts. Feel free to abuse me.
If you're a guy, why not take a sign that reads:
Justin? I've had her. She ain't all that.
Or even:
Lance, last night was great. Call me sometime.
Joey, ride me like you rode the short bus.
Joey, you're an actor, right? Act like you're smart.
You're here, you're queer, we're used to it. Just sing, boys.
Random Digital Getdown references to make JC uncomfortable:
JC? Is your handle HungHarry69?
JC, double click my mouse!
JC, I want to interface with your hard drive!
Justin, Dre called. He wants to collaborate.
Then, as a surprised but happy smiles spreads across his young face, you flip the sign:
PSYCH
Justin, save the last violation for me!
The world does not need another Fatone, Joe. Be safe tonight.
Random BSB-related fun to confuse them:
NICK I LOVE YOU
Howie Saves! Turn or burn!
Where'd you learn to sing that low, Ellen?
Don't worry, Joey...everyone looks fat next to JC
JC, I've got some lard and an ounce of chronic, meet me after the show.
Little sisters eh, Chris? You must REALLY think we're dumb.
Chris, there's gonna be a dwarf-toss after the show. Why not "drop in"?
Get JC and Joe with one sign:
Will babysit for drugs.
Why not randomly have a huge sign that reads: JC: STONER
Chris, it's no biggie. We can just cuddle.
Chris, she didn't dump you because you are a huge embarrassing failure. I swear.
Towards the end of the concert:
Wow, Lance, you really CAN'T dance.
JC, did you know that you can buy rhyming dictionaries?
When he looks all confused, flip your sign:
Don't mention it.