Crack

We all know and love the theory that JC is on massive amounts of crack. At least we do. But when we one day found ourselves checking out the White House Guide to Drug Terms (we'd rather not say how we got there, thanks) we discovered that the theory has basis in (gasp) fact. Scary.

Check it out:

  • Apple Jacks.... crack (It's a whole new way of looking at the day, huh Justin?)

  • Candy... crack (gives a whole new version of that Infant Carter song, no? Gimme my shit, biotch!)

  • Cookies... crack

  • French fries... crack (Think back to the McDonald's commercial... hmmm)

  • Girl... crack (Score!)

  • Jelly beans... crack

  • Love... crack (Score!)

  • Pony... crack (suddenly Lance's Toby obsession and Giddy Up make a lot more sense)

  • Space dust... crack dipped in PCP (We knew Space Cowboy was about crack. Knew it.)

    Anyway. Do you notice that all their songs about about crack? Oh, okay, maybe not the jelly beans. Or the candy. Or the cookies. Never mind. We just wanted to share. Hey, dude, that's why it's in the randomness section, okay? Because it's raaaaand-OM.


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