7) What keeps WD from switching to Lance entirely?a) His gayness.
b) He's short.
c) Weird Eye Syndrome
d) JC's inherent (albeit hidden) hotness.
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1) KD is named after
a) "Klub Diva" - she was fortunate enough to shake her azz during
JGP at the first NSYNC show she ever attended. Just don't ask her how
she got Lonnie to give her that bracelet.
b) Her Grandmother
c) A terrible fic story featuring a girl named Cassie, mall
demonstrations, Lyn, and our beloved Syncers.
d) Dude, they're her initials!
2) What about Joshua the Beav scares WD most?
a) His veiny arms.
b) His crackfiend 'tude on stage.
c) His anorexia.
d) His teeth.
3) On the subject of Lancers, KD considers his best asset to be...
a) His hair
b) His voice
c) The fact that his hot lovin' keeps JC happy and sat-is-fied!
d) All of the above.
4): The NSYNCer WD finds least attractive is?
a) Justin
b) Joey
c) Lance
d) Chris
Bonus question: How does that make her feel?
a) Bad.
b) Whatever. She's sure he's crying all the way to the bank.
c) It's just a good thing Lance thinks he's hot.
d) As long as he doesn't find out, she'll be able to live with herself.
5): KD's favorite outfit of the NSA Tour is....
a) The glowstick happy threads in Digital Getdown
b) The monk robes in Bye Bye Bye
c) The patchwork crazy designs in No Stings Attached
d) The casual stylings of I Drive Myself Crazy
6) One of WD's Real Music faves is:
a) Madonna
b) Christina Aguilera
c) Limp Bizkit
d) James Taylor
7) What keeps WD from switching to Lance entirely?
a) His gayness.
b) He's short.
c) Weird Eye Syndrome
d) JC's inherent (albeit hidden) hotness.
8) KD no longer lusts after Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees because...
a) He has a kid.
b) His feet are small.
c) She finds Nick hotter now after seeing him in trucker gear.
d) She dislikes the 98 tattoo on his arm.
9) If WD could ask Beaver Spice only one question, what would it be?
a) Can you let me in on your secret diet plan?
b) Your pants in TIPY? What kind of fur is that?
c) Have you ever considered getting your teeth fixed?
d) What does your hair look like when it's not gelled to perfection?
10) How does WD feel about JC's chinstrap hat?
a) Hates it.
b) She doesn't notice it. The teeth distract her too much.
c) It makes her laugh.
d) She finds it strangely appealing.
11) To find out if Bowie, MD really is WT, KD...
a) Drove down to check it out for herself (and raped and pillaged soil
from the old Chasez homestead while she was there)
b) Emailed a friend in the DC area and asked.
c) Wrote to the girls from the Tyler Chasez website.
d) Are you kidding? KD wouldn't go to any lengths to find something like
this out.
12): According to WD, the most annoying NSYNC song is?
a) Riddle
b) Giddy Up
c) You Don't Have To Be Alone
d) Poofu
The answers are:
1) c
2) d
3) d
4) d
Bonus: a
5) a
6) d
7) c
8) b
9) b
10) d
11) b
12) a
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