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No really, he did!
In fact, we've been able to decode the real meaning behind the song. It's obvious that Justin's influence still reigns supreme, although its been toned down in true Pearlman fashion. From sex romps to just a simple song about "horses", it made quite a transformation, but only here can we break it down for you all.
Tried to get ahold of you last night
I was kind of horny
Called you on the phone
And I couldn't get a hold of any of my other bitches
Thinkin' to myself something ain't right
You didn't pick up and I started wondering
Girl were you alone?
Hang on one damn second! You playin' me?
Letting little things come between us
I get in a huff when you won't have sex
All we do is fuss
You whine and bitch when I forget your birthday
When all I wanna do is show you love
I just want to boink you senseless, baby!
So I say Hold up
Bend over, baby!
I'm tired of all these lies
I'm tired of your 'headaches'
Hold up
Bend over baby!
If you wanna make things right
or maybe get down on your knees
And I say Hold Up
And I repeat, bend over!
I'm tired of all these lies
or you could get down on your knees
Hold up
Bend over
Cause if you wanna make things right you've got to:
Cause I'll leave you for someone who *will* put out
unless you
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
Play bouncy on it
I gotta giddy up
Where did I put that box of Trojans?
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
I gotta giddy up
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
Remembering the way we used to be
Back when we first got together
Everything was cool
You couldn't get enough of my lance of love
And now you've gone and done all this to me
And suddenly you've developed taste and demands
Maybe we can turn this love around
What's all this crap about 'I have needs too'?
Give it one more try
I'm willing to forgive you, though
Every time you're thinkin' about saying goodbye, I
gotta say:
If only you'd pay attention to my great advice:
And I say Hold Up
And I repeat, bend over!
I'm tired of all these lies
or you could get down on your knees
Hold up
Bend over
Cause if you wanna make things right you've got to:
Cause I'll leave you for someone who will put out
unless you
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
Play bouncy on it
I gotta giddy up
Where did I put that box of Trojans?
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
I gotta giddy up
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now
Ride it ride it ride it ride it ride it....