2. The best make-out song ever is:
Sarah MacLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
Ludacris - Fantasy

3. A good breakfast is:
A bowl of Special K, skim milk, and orange juice.
I don't do breakfast.
Leftover pizza, a sandwich, and a Snickers.

4. One of your favorite fantasies is:
A man washing your hair with gentle fingers.
I am so not telling you that.
Two words: mud wrestling.

5. Your favorite superhero is:
Spiderman.
One of the Mystery Men. Probably The Bowler.
Do you really have to ask that question?

6. Do you practice safer sex?
I'm waiting for marriage.
Of course.
Yeah, I do. But there's still a 3% failure rate. Eventually, one of those little bastards might slip through. Sometimes, careful just isn't enough.

7. How many lays have you had?
None of your business, you porny fucker.
Enough.
I used to keep a notebook about it, but I lost in in JFK, and it didn't seem like a good idea after that.

8. If you had a child out of wedlock, what would you name him or her?
Shame.
Anne, or Jack.
Their names are Tiffani and Bryan.

9. When you're forty:
You'll be taking your kids to soccer practice and baking cookies.
I can't think that far ahead. You're scaring me.
Hitting the clubs every weekend, as long as I can get a sitter for the kids and step-kids.

10. Do you want to get married?
Of course.
No.
AHAHAHAHAHAH! That would cramp my style, bitch.

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