We both asked the one question we were allowed (WD: "JC's pants in TIPY? What kind of fur were they?" KD: "Are you ever embarrassed by your own merchandise?") but instead we were treated to the computer-generated idiocy you see below. It was a blast.
Lance is Lance_Bass_live, DishDiva is the dumb chick who was hosting, and KD and WD star as themselves.
DishDiva : Lance, welcome to MSN Live! We have had fans here since 7am this
morning! We're happy you're here!
WDlovesTHElick: Fans here since 7 AM?
WDlovesTHElick: Jesus.
KDtheWubat: Dear God!
KDtheWubat: *why*?
WDlovesTHElick: I have NO idea.
Lance_Bass_Live : Hi to everybody!!
DishDiva : Lance, let's talk about the NSYNC MSN Internet Access!
WDlovesTHElick: NOOOOOOO!
KDtheWubat: Lance_Bass_live love his SN. As opposed to
Lance_Bass_prerecorded.
WDlovesTHElick: Let's NOT talk about NSYNC MSN.
KDtheWubat: He's gonna plug it! The whore.
WDlovesTHElick: Let's talk about JC's pants.
WDlovesTHElick: He's taking forever for his typer to type up his answer.
Lance_Bass_Live : I'm very excited about the new MSN ISP we created for NSYNC because it will get us closer to our fans. We're going to have a lot of fun with it and it will help us communicate a lot simpler.
KDtheWubat: ROFLMAO!
KDtheWubat: Lance, you fuck.
WDlovesTHElick: Communicate a lot simpler?
KDtheWubat: What a moron.
WDlovesTHElick: NOOOOOO!
KDtheWubat: I have no idea what that even means.
WDlovesTHElick: I wonder if they'll use it.
WDlovesTHElick: i bet they will.
WDlovesTHElick: greeneyedboy@nsync.msn.com
KDtheWubat: albinofreak@gimmemahmoney.msn.com
DishDiva : We have about 10,000 audience questions for you so let's get started!
WDlovesTHElick: 10,000 questions?!
WDlovesTHElick: FUCK!
WDlovesTHElick: Her entheusiasm must stop.
DishDiva : NSYNC247 Says: How does it feel to be part of such a popular, loved and amazing group?
WDlovesTHElick: Oh my god.
KDtheWubat: Good God.
WDlovesTHElick: Our pants question was so much BETTER!
KDtheWubat: At least ask him about his warts or something.
Lance_Bass_Live : It's just an amazing feeling. I've always dreamed of what we're doing now, but I'd never dreamed it would be as big as it is now. It's been crazy, a wild ride.
KDtheWubat: Suuuuure, Lance.
KDtheWubat: Monkey Boy.
KDtheWubat: He can do this shit in his sleep.
WDlovesTHElick: Oh yeah.
KDtheWubat: I bet it's not even Lance on the other end.
KDtheWubat: It's just... you know, Steve.
KDtheWubat: That's why they keep him around.
DishDiva : happyfeet says: You travel so much. Is the Internet important to you? Do you go online!
WDlovesTHElick: Damn, what is taking so freaking long?
WDlovesTHElick: Do you go online!
KDtheWubat: HAHAHAH
WDlovesTHElick: Punctuation people!
KDtheWubat: Punctuation is special.
Lance_Bass_Live : Yes, the internet is very important to us. I have a computer that goes on the road with me and I also have one set up that I go on every day. Now with the new ISP it will be easier for me to get on and talk to people every day.
WDlovesTHElick: "With the new ISP."
KDtheWubat: What, what?
WDlovesTHElick: Oh, he has NO idea what an ISP is.
KDtheWubat: What the hell is he talking about?
KDtheWubat: No, he doesn't.
KDtheWubat: Good lord, Lance, just shut up.
WDlovesTHElick: This is awful.
KDtheWubat: He has a computer for on the road
KDtheWubat: and one that he goes on every day?
KDtheWubat: What does that *mean*?
WDlovesTHElick: Who knows.
WDlovesTHElick: I bet he visits our site every day.
WDlovesTHElick: That's why the counter goes so high.
KDtheWubat: ROFL. I bet he does.
DishDiva : pacey says: How was the NSYNC/MSN launch party at Planet Hollywood?
KDtheWubat: Oh! That kid just asked about the PH thing.
KDtheWubat: Maybe he'll mention JC's shirt.
Lance_Bass_Live : It was great! Got kind of crowded and had to leave before we wanted to. That's another thing we're really excited about, being involved in Planet Hollywood, we're excited to be part of the family.
KDtheWubat: Lance- Monkey!
DishDiva : lindsayanna22 Says: Hi Lance!!!! What is going on with your business ventures recently?
KDtheWubat: Hi Lance!!!!
WDlovesTHElick: OMG.
WDlovesTHElick: These questions.
KDtheWubat: The pinnacle of inanity.
Lance_Bass_Live : Hi! I've had a few business ventures I've been a part of lately. I've just started Happy Place, a film production company and I'll be in "On the Line."
KDtheWubat: He's started a prodco?
KDtheWubat: He *has*?
WDlovesTHElick: HAPPY PLACE?!
WDlovesTHElick: JESUS!
WDlovesTHElick: OMG
KDtheWubat: And wtf is On the Line?
WDlovesTHElick: No idea.
DishDiva : You can learn more about Lance's company at http://www.freelanceent.com/
KDtheWubat: Oh, wtg. Plug it, baby, plug it!
KDtheWubat: Lance, you commercial fucker!
WDlovesTHElick: I hate Diva.
Lance_Bass_Live : Freelance just signed another artist Angela Via, so look for that album too.
WDlovesTHElick: Angela Via....
WDlovesTHElick: I think she has a song out here.
DishDiva : >ANNMARIE Asks: CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT THAT PROVES THIS IS REALLY YOU?
WDlovesTHElick: OMG.
KDtheWubat: OMG ONMG OMG!!!!
WDlovesTHElick: Annmarie must DIE!
KDtheWubat: They did NOT pick that question.
WDlovesTHElick: And she types in all caps too.
KDtheWubat: "Well, Ann- I go down on JC regularly. Does that help?"
Lance_Bass_Live : (laugh!!) Wow, I don't really know what you want me to say. I guess the only way I can prove it is that I'm on the MSN chat, it has to be real. MSN is our new home.
KDtheWubat: asdtg;dgosdoiirwer
KDtheWubat: Please.
KDtheWubat: PLease tell me he didn't just say that.
WDlovesTHElick: MSN IS OUR NEW HOME?!
KDtheWubat: RUFKERSADFSDGASDGSDG
KDtheWubat: Flamer.
WDlovesTHElick: omg
WDlovesTHElick: I just....
KDtheWubat: I'm sorry.
KDtheWubat: I hate him now.
DishDiva : AnnaK_4 Asks: Does all the popularity and public scrutiny become overwhelming?
WDlovesTHElick: OH!
WDlovesTHElick: A kind of good question.
KDtheWubat: Oooooh, semi-smart question.
WDlovesTHElick: I bet he's like "No, it's wonderful."
WDlovesTHElick: Everyone is just ....great.
WDlovesTHElick: Glosses it over.
KDtheWubat: "It's all peachy"
KDtheWubat: "And our fans are just the best, God bless 'em!"
KDtheWubat: God- how long does Lance take to think up his answers?
Lance_Bass_Live : It's very overwhelming at times. Along with the good things comes the bad things. Privacy is gone, and everyone is trying to say or catch you doing something negative. So we're always on the look out, but we knew what we had to give up and nothing is going to discourage us from doing what we want to do.
WDlovesTHElick: Oh Lance!
WDlovesTHElick: Glossy a bit, but...
KDtheWubat: That is just *so* Afterschool Special
DishDiva : ibluvnnsync Says: Hey Lance! When is Nsync's next cd coming out? And when do you'll plan to tour again! I love you guys!
WDlovesTHElick: Dude
WDlovesTHElick: They can search this shit out on the internet.
WDlovesTHElick: Or MTV.
WDlovesTHElick: Sometime next summer, said John Norris.
KDtheWubat: But they're *idiots*.
Lance_Bass_Live : We're writing and recording in February and it will be out in May and we'll start our tour the last week in May.
WDlovesTHElick: Those poor boys.
KDtheWubat: "writing and recording"? We? Don't you mean JC?
WDlovesTHElick: They really don't get a break.
WDlovesTHElick: They get a month off.
WDlovesTHElick: Barely.
KDtheWubat: Strike while the iron's hot.
KDtheWubat: Dolla Dolla Bills
WDlovesTHElick: True.
DishDiva : AlertedSweetie says: How is the movie GREASE 3 coming along? Is Britney Spears in it as well?
KDtheWubat: AEG!SDfsdf!!!!
KDtheWubat: ARe you living under a ROCK?
WDlovesTHElick: Good god.
KDtheWubat: THey didn't get the fucking franchise!
Lance_Bass_Live : "Grease 3" is still up in the air. It's something we definitely want to do, we're just trying to make it possible. If it all works out, we'd love to do it.
DishDiva : Scruffy says: DO YOU EVER GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU GO ONSTAGE?
WDlovesTHElick: Caps must DIE!
Lance_Bass_Live : Not anymore. I just have so much fun that I get more excited than I do nervous.
KDtheWubat: Oh... Lance. You trained monkey.
WDlovesTHElick: Fun?
KDtheWubat: Lance. You just dropped ten points.
WDlovesTHElick: You mean he and JC have fun.
KDtheWubat: "I find that a quick fuck really takes the edge off"
DishDiva : kitty_748 Says: hi lance i realy like u ok um do u like being on tour all the time and are u ever home sick?
WDlovesTHElick: "I really like u ok"
WDlovesTHElick: God DAMN.
KDtheWubat: Good God.
KDtheWubat: I bet they hate their fans.
KDtheWubat: How can you not?
WDlovesTHElick: I'd want to punch them all.
KDtheWubat: I know. Me too.
Lance_Bass_Live : All the time. I'm really close to my family and friends back home and I miss them a lot. But they get to come out on the road and visit me, so that's fun.
DishDiva : latnagrl28 says: Since you are not touring during Christmas is there any other plans made?
KDtheWubat: "Yes, Latna. I'll be serenading my biggest fans. Enter
my sweepstakes now!"
WDlovesTHElick: Let's see if he mentions Mississippi.
KDtheWubat: Wow, he's taking a long time to answer this.
KDtheWubat: Dude- maybe he had to pee.
Lance_Bass_Live : I am actually going home to Mississippi and spending it with my family. Right after Christmas I'm throwing a New Year's party at Roseland in New York. We haven't booked the talent yet, but I'm thinking it will be like Sisqo and Pink. And everyone is invited!!
WDlovesTHElick: YES!
WDlovesTHElick: Mississippi!
KDtheWubat: oh... my... god
DishDiva : Is it open to the fans? How do they find out more about it?
WDlovesTHElick: Open to the fans?
WDlovesTHElick: Hah!
KDtheWubat: Suuuuuuure
KDtheWubat: Lance is backpedalling now
WDlovesTHElick: ROTFL
WDlovesTHElick: "Oh shit...said...too...much...."
KDtheWubat: "Well, when I say 'everyone', I mean, you know, *not*
the fans, but, um, instead..."
Lance_Bass_Live : You can listen to Z100 in New York.
WDlovesTHElick: It's like THAT.
WDlovesTHElick: That'll be just a *fab* party. Sounds like Jingle Ball to me.
KDtheWubat: Lance is getting kickbacks from Z100
DishDiva : sarahsmile says: Favorite venue?
WDlovesTHElick: State College, PA
KDtheWubat: ROFL!
KDtheWubat: No, it's: "I love them all equally"
WDlovesTHElick: There were these two hot dudes...I mean, chicks in the 8th row...
Lance_Bass_Live : I think the Rose Bowl was great in California, it was so huge. I love Madison Square Garden, it's such an historical venue. I also like Detroit's Silver Dome, it's such a beautiful place.
KDtheWubat: *historical*?
WDlovesTHElick: God damn.
KDtheWubat: Jesus fuck.
KDtheWubat: That's- help me out.
KDtheWubat: Is that a word?
KDtheWubat: I dont' think that's a word.
WDlovesTHElick: Historical?
WDlovesTHElick: It is.
KDtheWubat: Yes.
KDtheWubat: Sure? It looks wrong to me.
KDtheWubat: I'd say 'a historic venue'
KDtheWubat: but whatever
WDlovesTHElick: You can have a historical district, and a historical society.
KDtheWubat: But that's *different*. Historic is an adjective. Historical is
an adverb? You're the English major. It's wrong. It just is.
DishDiva : CHIPPER_01 Says: Hey Lance What's up!!! Do you plan on appearing on 7th. Heaven again?
Lance_Bass_Live : I don't know, I've been meeting with a lot of people and would love to do another sitcom sometime next year. I'd love to be on "Will & Grace", "Friends", or "7th Heaven."
WDlovesTHElick: OMG!'
WDlovesTHElick: W&G!
WDlovesTHElick: OMG!
WDlovesTHElick: OMG!
KDtheWubat: W&G W&G W&G GWETSDGASDGASDGASD
WDlovesTHElick: OMG!
WDlovesTHElick: ahahahahahahhahahnfnwefnwe klnfwenfowenfwenf
KDtheWubat: Oh...Lance!
KDtheWubat: Don't you know what they say about you?
WDlovesTHElick: OMG.
KDtheWubat: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA HHA
KDtheWubat: I love it.
KDtheWubat: He's going to come out on WG
WDlovesTHElick: Nooooooooo.
WDlovesTHElick: i cannot believe he just said that
DishDiva : jrtgrly621 Says: Hey Lance! You guys rock! How was it meeting Michael Jackson last night?
Lance_Bass_Live : It was a dream come true. He's probably one of the nicest guys I've met. He's a very interesting guy and a musical genius. He had some really nice things to say, and I'm really interested in working with him on something. So maybe there will be a colaboration in the future.
WDlovesTHElick: He met MJ.
WDlovesTHElick: Nooooooo..
KDtheWubat: "It was nice meeting someone who's into bizarre pets
and small boys, like I am"
WDlovesTHElick: ROTFLMAO
WDlovesTHElick: "interesting"
WDlovesTHElick: He's so PC.
KDtheWubat: Whatever, Lance. His typer misspelled collaboration.
DishDiva : evrlastingGz Says: Lance, do you feel any emtional connections to the songs you and the rest of the boys of *NSYNC?
KDtheWubat: Uh- I don't get that question.
WDlovesTHElick: Me either.
WDlovesTHElick: That's why it's taking him so long to answer.
KDtheWubat: Do you see the featured offer?
KDtheWubat: Black and Blue.
KDtheWubat: HAHHHA. Irony.
Lance_Bass_Live : Oh definitely! Each song means something different to me. Like "God Must Have Spent." I get so many great letters from fans.
WDlovesTHElick: Ew.
WDlovesTHElick: Jesus.
KDtheWubat: Ew.
KDtheWubat: Tack.
WDlovesTHElick: I'm going to throw up.
KDtheWubat: Want a cracker with that cheeeeese, Lance?
WDlovesTHElick: Wonder what mail he gets from DG?
Lance_Bass_Live : And "I Promise You" is like a really great wedding song now, which is really cool.
KDtheWubat: REEEEEEERE!!!!!!
KDtheWubat: WHO THE FUCK
KDtheWubat: plays NSYNC at their WEDDING?
KDtheWubat: That is so... WT.
WDlovesTHElick: Would have TIPY as their wedding song?
WDlovesTHElick: I dont know.
DishDiva : babyblue says: Hi Lance, I love you! Since you are backstage now, I was wondering how you prepare to go onstage?
WDlovesTHElick: Ten bucks says he mentions hackysak.
KDtheWubat: Well, Babyblue, I jerk off and do a few lines.
Lance_Bass_Live : We just finished sound check and we're about to do a meet-n-greet with our fans. Then we'll chill out and get something to eat. We also have a crew party and we're preparing for that tonight. We're just going to chill out and rest before the show because it's really draining. (laugh)
KDtheWubat: Meet the creeps!
WDlovesTHElick: Dammit.
KDtheWubat: A crew party?
WDlovesTHElick: I'm in the WRONG field.
KDtheWubat: I bet that would be fun as fuck.
WDlovesTHElick: They get this toyroom at every venue.
WDlovesTHElick: Party with the roadies!
KDtheWubat: They don't!
KDtheWubat: Roadies are cool.
WDlovesTHElick: Filled with those scooters and other cool stuff.
KDtheWubat: No!
KDtheWubat: That's so Elvis of them.
WDlovesTHElick: TV's, VCR's, video games, other crap.
WDlovesTHElick: They suck.
DishDiva : What do you do when you get offstage? How do you chill out?
Lance_Bass_Live : We usually run to the bus, our bus is usually on the road to the next city before the last song ends. (laugh) When I first get on the bus I take a shower, then chill out.
KDtheWubat: Uh, Lance? That bus thing, that's not possible.
WDlovesTHElick: LOL
WDlovesTHElick: Their busses are kingdoms.
KDtheWubat: ROFL!
WDlovesTHElick: Brit has a fucking tanning bed on hers.
KDtheWubat: I can just see Lance on his throne. "Service me, ye commoners!"
DishDiva : nealatina0 says: hey lance what is 1 thing you cant go on tour with out?
Lance_Bass_Live : Probably like a good book, like my bible. Something like that, it's good to read and keeps me focused.
WDlovesTHElick: He didn't.
KDtheWubat: OH NO!
KDtheWubat: He's pulling a Brian!
WDlovesTHElick: nononononononononononononononononono
KDtheWubat: Ick.
WDlovesTHElick: Joey - "I can't go on the road without my Playboys.
They keep
me focused. And it's...a good read. yeah. read."
KDtheWubat: ROFLMAO!!!!
KDtheWubat: "I, uh, subscribe for the articles, yeah."
DishDiva : NsyncPrinzess Says: Hi Lance!! I love you!!! What is your fave song on No Strings Attached?
Lance_Bass_Live : My favorite song is "It Makes Me Ill" because I like the beat and it's fun to listen to.
WDlovesTHElick: it makes me ill?
WDlovesTHElick: Good god.
KDtheWubat: That's a... strange choice.
WDlovesTHElick: very.
KDtheWubat: I thought for sure he'd pick one his boyf wrote.
WDlovesTHElick: Especially since he dances so horribly in it.
DishDiva : blue_jello_4 Says: Lance! What's your favorite part of the No Strings Attached concert? Cool effects!
WDlovesTHElick: Lasers.
WDlovesTHElick: he'll say lasers.
WDlovesTHElick: He wanted them.
Lance_Bass_Live : I think my favorite part, there's 2 things I like, the treadmill we have on stage and the lasers.
KDtheWubat: You win.
WDlovesTHElick: YES!
WDlovesTHElick: 2 for 3.
DishDiva : Another favorite. . .Nsynclover16 Says: Hi What is your fav thing to do when you go home?
KDtheWubat: I'm amazed he can answer these. They're just so trite I
wouldn't be able to think of an answer.
WDlovesTHElick: He's answered that question 10 times before.
Lance_Bass_Live : I usually invite all my friends over and we just hang for the whole day and watch movies, go swimming, we just throw a big party when I come home.
KDtheWubat: Lance, Lance. You expect us to believe you have friends?
WDlovesTHElick: Each time the SAME. FUCKING. WAY.
DishDiva : freakytiki18 Says: Where and what are the other guys doing right now?
KDtheWubat: Heeeere we go-
KDtheWubat: now people are going to start asking about Justin.
WDlovesTHElick: JC and Justin are holed up in their dressing room.
WDlovesTHElick: I'm not sure what they're doing....
KDtheWubat: "Well, Justin's in bed with Brit- she's on top..."
Lance_Bass_Live : Some of them are in here, some are next door in the dressing room. I think Joey is playing drums, I can hear him. Chris is playing video games and Justin is taking a nap.
KDtheWubat: OMG!
KDtheWubat: You were right
KDtheWubat: You can *hear* Justin taking a nap?
WDlovesTHElick: JESUS.
KDtheWubat: And where's the Beav?
WDlovesTHElick: Justy's napping while Joe pounds on the drums?
WDlovesTHElick: anyway!
KDtheWubat: Good call.
WDlovesTHElick: JC's like...detatched.
WDlovesTHElick: In NYC and now he's not mentioned.
KDtheWubat: Bizarre. Maybe he's leaving the group.
KDtheWubat: Let's start a rumor.
WDlovesTHElick: YES!
WDlovesTHElick: Spread it in the rooms.
DishDiva : breeztheway Says: What was the coolest thing a fan has done to see you?
KDtheWubat: Jesus, Lance- how long is this answer going to be?
WDlovesTHElick: This is taking forever to answer.
WDlovesTHElick: How long is this chat?
Lance_Bass_Live : They do different things. Like every time we come into a city they'll have all these contests on the radio. I know the most outragious things were eat slugs, sit in a dumpster for 3 days, sit in a sink for 3 days, a guy shaved his head to get tickets. There's all kinds of stuff like that. They'll do anything. (laugh)
KDtheWubat: He hates them. I love it.
WDlovesTHElick: A GUY?!
KDtheWubat: "They'll do anything." (Laugh)
KDtheWubat: 45 minutes.
KDtheWubat: A... gay guy?
DishDiva : ilovelance says: I think you are the best. Who do you think is the best?
KDtheWubat: WHAT?
WDlovesTHElick: Who do YOU think is the best.
KDtheWubat: WHAT WHAT ?
WDlovesTHElick: Jesus fuck.
Lance_Bass_Live : I don't know, I guess my mom.
KDtheWubat: Good for you, Lance.
WDlovesTHElick: That's so...squishy.
KDtheWubat: Don't let 'em get away with dumb questions like that.
WDlovesTHElick: ROTFL
KDtheWubat: That girl is so crushed. Her one question to Lance and that's
all she gets?
WDlovesTHElick: I want to see what he says to the other guys when he's done
with this.
WDlovesTHElick: He walks out of the room and is like ....
WDlovesTHElick: MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
KDtheWubat: I KNOW!
KDtheWubat: I'd pay money to see that.
WDlovesTHElick: Me too.
DishDiva : sophmama20 says: What is your fave way to spend Christmas?
WDlovesTHElick: GOD!
WDlovesTHElick: These are awful questions.
KDtheWubat: THey are.
WDlovesTHElick: I feel bad for lancers.
WDlovesTHElick: he could be hitting it with JC.
WDlovesTHElick: or a sleeping Justy.
WDlovesTHElick: But no.
WDlovesTHElick: He's doing this.
Lance_Bass_Live : Basically it's the same very year. The tradition is we always open on gift on Christmas Eve. It's weird because my sister and I have our own homes, I still wake up early on Christmas morning. I go downstairs and drink hot chocolate. My family will come over for Christmas and we'll cook and open presents and have a nice time.
KDtheWubat: They come over to *his* house? Ego, much?
DishDiva : So I have to ask you. . are you cooking this year?
WDlovesTHElick: Are you COOKING?
WDlovesTHElick: Damn.
KDtheWubat: Jesus.
WDlovesTHElick: I hate dishdiva.
Lance_Bass_Live : No. (laugh!!!) My grandmother and mother like to cook, so I'm going to let them do it.
KDtheWubat: That's so big of you, Bass.
WDlovesTHElick: Cook fo me, bitches!
DishDiva : Since you DO cook, do you have a specialty?
KDtheWubat: Fuck you, DishDiva.
KDtheWubat: Someone is getting off on their fifteen minutes here.
WDlovesTHElick: Joey Fatone's Chicken Marsala.
Lance_Bass_Live : I like to Bar-B-Q.
KDtheWubat: Of course you do, Lance.
KDtheWubat: You're Southern WT.
KDtheWubat: You live to grill
WDlovesTHElick: Dammit, I was so sure he'd say chicken marsala.
KDtheWubat: Okay, hurry up with the questions.
KDtheWubat: What's with the pause?
KDtheWubat: I bet DishDiva is hitting on him.
KDtheWubat: She's like "He laughed! I made a funny and he laughed!"
Lance_Bass_Live : Either an actor or an astronaut. Anything with an "A" (laugh) Anteater. Gotta think of another A word. (laugh)
KDtheWubat: Eh- what? Missed the question there.
KDtheWubat: *huh*?
DishDiva : If you weren't a recording artist, what would you be?
WDlovesTHElick: Dude, that's ODD.
KDtheWubat: Something's odd about that.
WDlovesTHElick: I bet he's gotten these questions beforehand.
KDtheWubat: Could it be that this is all prerecorded?
WDlovesTHElick: Typed out his answers.
WDlovesTHElick: He's not there.
WDlovesTHElick: The fucker.
KDtheWubat: I think you may be right.
KDtheWubat: Dishdiva fucked up. We're onto her little game now.
DishDiva : sporty_girl02 Says: What is one thing you would change about life on the road?
WDlovesTHElick: I want to be on the same bus as JC.
KDtheWubat: If only he'd say that.
Lance_Bass_Live : If I could change anything? (Laugh) It would be to come home every night. Not stay in hotels. We need to create this time change thing like Star Trek. (laugh)
WDlovesTHElick: NO!
WDlovesTHElick: ST ref!
WDlovesTHElick: Jesus.
KdtheWubat: He's a nerd at heart. Like it.
DishDiva : LanceRules says: Why is your nickname Scoop?
WDlovesTHElick: Like we couldn't find that out.
WDlovesTHElick: I read that somewhere.
WDlovesTHElick: he's always got the latest dish or something.
KDtheWubat: I'm sure I could find out in less time than it takes Lance
to regurgitate his prerecorded answer
Lance_Bass_Live : I guess the guys call me Scoop because I know what's going on all the time with schedule, where we'll be, I'm the person to be en point.
KDtheWubat: Uh- okay.
WDlovesTHElick: en point.
WDlovesTHElick: No.
WDlovesTHElick: No.
WDlovesTHElick: No.
KDtheWubat: Whatever you want, Lance.
KDtheWubat: en point? I'm sorry?
DishDiva : So, you're the organized one then?
WDlovesTHElick: Way to restate the obvious, Div.
WDlovesTHElick: Dayum.
KDtheWubat: Jesus, jesus.
KDtheWubat: She's like..."Well, since you're so organized, whatcha doin' this Saturday?"
Lance_Bass_Live : Yes.
WDlovesTHElick: The first thing you learn about interviews is never to ask a yes or no question.
DishDiva : meeshel2 Asks: Who is your best friend?
WDlovesTHElick: If he says the guys.
WDlovesTHElick: I will DIE.
KDtheWubat: He's going to.
WDlovesTHElick: DIE.
KDtheWubat: "I love them all. They're my brothers. Plus I'm hitting it with
JC, so, you know."
WDlovesTHElick: *gag*
KDtheWubat: Please, Lance, say "My ferret"
KDtheWubat: Another pause for thought here. C'mon, Lance. You've answered
this question nine thousand times.
Lance_Bass_Live : The other 4 guys are definitely my best friends. I have several other friends back home, friends are my life. For the past 11 years I've had the same best friends back home, Keri and Darren. They usually come on the road with me and it's great!
KDtheWubat: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
KDtheWubat: Fuck you, Lance. Friends are my life?
WDlovesTHElick: JESUS.
KDtheWubat: Fuck you.
Lance_Bass_Live : Keri was the one that was on the video awards with me, everyone asks me that.
WDlovesTHElick: Good. Because she had bad hair.
DishDiva : >lucyluvr01 Says: Lance whats the whole story behind "PooFoo"?!
WDlovesTHElick: POO FOO!
Lance_Bass_Live : That's a character I would do years ago, I would dress up like a dalmation dog. The kids would be in the book, people would come and take pictures. There's a book, and PooFoo would sing.
KDtheWubat: Jesus.
KDtheWubat: You waste your question on *that*?
WDlovesTHElick: Yeah really.
DishDiva : Any future for PooFoo? (laughs)
KDtheWubat: DishDiva? Fuck you. (laughs)
WDlovesTHElick: I bet he wants Poo Foo to DIE.
KDtheWubat: He sits up late at night, plotting.
KDtheWubat: She's pretending she has a typer, too.
WDlovesTHElick: OMG
WDlovesTHElick: That's hilarious.
KDtheWubat: Why thank you kindly.
Lance_Bass_Live : Maybe they should bring him back because everyone likes him so much, he could be the next Barney.
DishDiva : sasha says: of all the places you have been to, what is your favorite?
Lance_Bass_Live : There's a place call Lichtenstein, it's just a beautiful country, it's ruled by a prince and it's got mountains and rivers, it's so great!
WDlovesTHElick: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WDlovesTHElick: It's ruled by a prince.
WDlovesTHElick: I always wanted to be a prince.
WDlovesTHElick: And rule over a kingdom.
WDlovesTHElick: When I would play with my stuffed animals growing up....
KDtheWubat: With a beautiful prince by my side... now, of course, JC and I
take turns being the Prince.
DishDiva : i_love_you_lance Asks: Hi Lance! As a Baptist, I am grounded in my faith. What keeps you grounded? Thanks, Erica
WDlovesTHElick: sfnwlernownrionfio3nhroi3hjro
WDlovesTHElick: NONONONONONONONONO
KDtheWubat: oh dear god
WDlovesTHElick: NO!
WDlovesTHElick: NO!
WDlovesTHElick: NO!
WDlovesTHElick: NO!
KDtheWubat: this is just....
KDtheWubat: Erica?
KDtheWubat: Go pound your head on a wall.
WDlovesTHElick: Like she doesn't KNOW he's Bap too?
WDlovesTHElick: Freaker!
KDtheWubat: Of course she does
WDlovesTHElick: He made someone send that in.
Lance_Bass_Live : What keeps me grounded is my faith. The guys have similar faith as me, which is great, when you surround yourself with good people. My family is good Christian people and I try to go to church as often as I can. It just makes me feel like a better person.
KDtheWubat: sdflkjsgoiawehtoiwetoiasghsadghsd;g hklasfg
KDtheWubat: asdfoiasdfiotioweruioeriow
WDlovesTHElick: GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE!
KDtheWubat: I hate him now
KDtheWubat: Hate his sorry WT ass
KDtheWubat: What a fucker
KDtheWubat: Good Christian people?
WDlovesTHElick: The guys have similiar faiths...this means they're all WT.
people.
KDtheWubat: God, if I were Jewish, I'd be scared of meeting him.
KDtheWubat: I know. They're all WT.
DishDiva : Hawaiiborn says: Hi Lance! When you look out at the audience, what do you see?
WDlovesTHElick: I see all the young men...I mean WOMEN in tight tops.
KDtheWubat: ROFL!!!
Lance_Bass_Live : I just see happy people. It's so weird, when I look out into the audience, I just stop and look at people having the time of their life. It just makes me feel so good.
Lance_Bass_Live : It makes me realize what I'm doing is for.
WDlovesTHElick: Shiny happy people, eh?
KDtheWubat: LOL!
WDlovesTHElick: GOD DAMN.
KDtheWubat: Yeah, whatever, Lance.
WDlovesTHElick: He needs to die.
KDtheWubat: Does anyone actually believe that shit?
KDtheWubat: "It's all so wonderful... makes it all worthwhile..."
Lance_Bass_Live : I could be having a bad day and see that one person and it just makes me feel so good.
DishDiva : Hyuk_You says: Hiloo When you were young, What was your dream?
WDlovesTHElick: Hiloo.
WDlovesTHElick: Jesus.
WDlovesTHElick: If he says something about being...
Lance_Bass_Live : My dream when I was young was to be an astronaut. I was fascinated with space and wanted to do something with NASA.
WDlovesTHElick: GOD DAMMIT!
KDtheWubat: Their brains are all down in their necks.
WDlovesTHElick: He did! He said it!
WDlovesTHElick: The fucker!
WDlovesTHElick: I was just about to say.
KDtheWubat: Lance? When I was a kid I liked dinosaurs. Fuck you.
WDlovesTHElick: If he says he watned to be an astronaut.
DishDiva : Is it true you took a test at NASA?
WDlovesTHElick: OMG.
KDtheWubat: I hate DishDiva.
WDlovesTHElick: I could do this fucking interview for him.
KDtheWubat: I know!
WDlovesTHElick: And Black And Blue is the featured item.
WDlovesTHElick: ROTFL
Lance_Bass_Live : I went to space camp and was part of the program there and it was a lot of fun. I would love to go back and do that again. I met a lot of great people that I still keep in touch with and they are living out their dreams to be an astronaut.
KDtheWubat: Space camp isn't *exactly* the same as taking a NASA test.
DishDiva : You just might be the first recording artist in space!
Lance_Bass_Live : I would LOVE that!!!!!
WDlovesTHElick: He is way too happy about that.
KDtheWubat: Lance, you retard.
KDtheWubat: LOVE that!!!!!!!! (exclamation marks artist's own)
DishDiva : Cerissa Says: did you take singing lesseons with a vocal coach before you became famous?
KDtheWubat: Wow! Stellar info!
WDlovesTHElick: DUDE! He had a vocal coach who got him into the group.
WDlovesTHElick: There you go.
KDtheWubat: We hear about the coach he shared, yadda, yadda.
WDlovesTHElick: I answered it for you.
WDlovesTHElick: Lance honey.
WDlovesTHElick: Go and do JC.
WDlovesTHElick: We'll take over.
KDtheWubat: Lance? Just go lie down next to Justin.
KDtheWubat: ROFL
WDlovesTHElick: I feel horrible for him.
WDlovesTHElick: Just awful.
Lance_Bass_Live : Not really. I knew a vocal coach that my friend Darren knew. We formed a group, back in the day, and he would come in and teach us the songs we would sing at fairs. That's actually how I met Justin, I had the same vocal coach as Justin.
WDlovesTHElick: JESUS FUCK.
KDtheWubat: Back in the day?
KDtheWubat: JC is typing now.
WDlovesTHElick: We need to do this interview for him.
WDlovesTHElick: ROTFL
KDtheWubat: He sang at fairs?
KDtheWubat: WT
KDtheWubat: WT
WDlovesTHElick: WT!
KDtheWubat: WT
KDtheWubat: My grandmother would be appalled.
KDtheWubat: She would go "So ill-bred darling. Singing at fairs is fine for
the lower classes, of course."
DishDiva : Lance a lot fans ask how to get in touch with you. How can they do that?
WDlovesTHElick: write to me at greeneyedboy@nsync.msn.com.
KDtheWubat: ROFL!
KDtheWubat: Jesus. Jesus.
WDlovesTHElick: Include your sex in the subject.
Lance_Bass_Live : The best way, we're about to have our own fan e-mail addresses for the MSN ISP, which will be great. I have my own e-mail that I get about 1,000 a day, and it's hard to get to them all, but I try. With the new ISP it will be easier.
DishDiva : ProudDem Says: What is the most exciting thing that you have done that you probably would not of had the opportunity if you were not famous?
WDlovesTHElick: "Meeting all these wonderful people."
KDtheWubat: *why* is he taking so long to answer this?
Lance_Bass_Live : I think the most exciting thing I can do is do good things for the world. The charity stuff we get to do and the influence we get to bring to people, something I couldn't do if I wasn't in the position I'm in. Just try and touch as many people and do good in the world.
WDlovesTHElick: DO GOOD THINGS?
WDlovesTHElick: *gag*
WDlovesTHElick: *gag*
KDtheWubat: And they keep me grounded and I touch people with my music,
sure, whatever.
DishDiva : Lance, I know you're about to go onstage soon. Thanks for stopping by! We're all excited about the new NSYNC MSN Internet Access!
WDlovesTHElick: I know you're going onstage soon.
WDlovesTHElick: Sure, in like...
WDlovesTHElick: 3 hours.
Lance_Bass_Live : Thank you very much for your continuous support. You're the most amazing fans and we appreciate it so much! We'll be there as long as you are!
Lance_Bass_Live : We start touring and we'll put out another great album for you!!
WDlovesTHElick: He's just being really trite.
WDlovesTHElick: WE start touring and we'll put out another great album for
YOU!
KDtheWubat: Oh, Jesus.
KDtheWubat: I just switched.
KDtheWubat: I hate Lance more than JC
Sysop_MSNLive : Thanks for coming tonight everyone! And thanks NSYNC for a great show!
WDlovesTHElick: I bet he says god bless.
WDlovesTHElick: Before he goes.
WDlovesTHElick: I'll die.
WDlovesTHElick: Thanking NSYNC for a great show?
KDtheWubat: Well- Joey *was* playing the drums
WDlovesTHElick: He didn't say goodbye.
KDtheWubat: Lance couldn't even say goodbye?
KDtheWubat: That's so...
KDtheWubat: Rude.
WDlovesTHElick: Jerkface.
KDtheWubat: His Good Christian People would *not* approve.
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