[popgurls]
[trace this]
[the official sexy steve fatone site]
[daily radar]
Rock on! We get some company on the self-loathing front. But be careful. Their site is all design-y and pretty, so it could be kind of a shock if you're coming from us.
[some dreams: the nsync phenomenon]
Run by a guy. He probably hates us because we're mean and we swear (he's not and he doesn't), but he's unusual and he does these amusing drawings, so we're linking him anyway.
[kevin's nsync page]
Run by a guy. He thinks Lance is hot and that he's sleeping with JC. (No...
quite possibly.) He's funny as hell.
[*njunk]
"Respect the talent. Mock the rest." A faboo motto if we've ever heard one.
[doug and the slugs]
So funny we almost can't stand it. No, really. We're not gushing.
[everybody's free (to make fun of nsync)]
Funny. They stalk Steve. We bet Steve's scared of them. Funny.
[nsync's full metal jacket]
She swears and makes jokes about sex. We like it here.
NSYNC-related sites that aren't supposed to be funny but are anyway
It's not meant to be a humor
site but this "good buddy" of Mrs. Harless and JuJu has
one of the funniest
sites out there. Be sure to check out the quotes section.
Scary and/or obsessive NSYNC pages aka "Run, Forrest, run!"
Questions: did the webmistress add "sexy" to distinguish herself from the
other Official Steve Fatone site? Or from the Official Unsexy Toad Steve
Fatone site? And what the HELL is the Joey/Carrot Top connection?
[marie's lil jc spot on the web]
Thinly-veiled obsession can be found here. Very thinly veiled. I would
so be getting a restraining order.
[the official tyler chasez website]
Check out the hardcore detective work here.
Bet'cha never knew the Beav's brother
"types with hardly any punctuation."
[pj morin the official website]
Only in America does this kid get his own official website. Who he is?
Oh, just the Beav's brother's friend. Fame is a scary
and infectious thing.
[the love of britney and justin]
Get a Support Britney banner, read up on their love, or take the "how
do you feel about their love" poll. Unfortunately, there was no "I don't
care" option so we couldn't vote.
[forever justin]
Take the Justin poll
and pick your favorite part of the boy. Justin will be
pissed, because "his booty" only got 8% of the vote. After you've done that,
scroll down and read up on what makes Justin hot. #5 is "his cute ghetto
nose". #13 is "the freckle behind his ear". His character comes in
dead last. Well, Justin, at least you know where you stand now.
[it's all for justin]
On the main page are two little animations of Justin thrusting and swiveling.
I watched them for about five minutes. I do not like Justin's hips anymore.
In fact, they're disgusting.
[lance]
As of November 14th, her site already has a Christmas theme, starring a very
young Lance in his pjs. She wishes him Merry Christmas and calls him "Baby".
She thinks he's 5"11'. Yeah.
[the amazing lance bass]
Has to be seen to be believed. Make sure you aren't playing any music but
you still have your speakers on when you go. After you've marvelled at the
midi file and the main graphic (Lance, run!) check out her collection of
pictures of herself.
[my lion jc]
In her own words:
"What you are about to read is inspired by Joshua Scott Chasez. I don't
know him but I
feel a connection to him. I know that makes no sence but he gives me hope
and his
voice opens doors to worlds I've never known before.
So, I give this to you JC with all my heart and soul."
Hilarious non-NSYNC pages
Comedy with a capital C. Every week they have a different theme. Past weeks
include Prison week (How To Avoid Getting Sodomized),
The Simpsons week, and Car week. Go. Laugh. Relieve
some stress. It's better than pulling out your Glock.
[the awful truth]
Ted, Ted, Ted. How much do we love you? You coined the terms Fishstick
(Gwyneth) and The Thighmaster (Russell), you excellent man.
You're mean and naughty and hilarious, and if you weren't gay, we'd date
you.
[emode tests]
When you have nothing better to do, why not begin a journey of
self-exploration?
According to emode, KD was a sexy lady leopard in a past life, whereas
WD was a cuddly beagle. Anyone who has met them will be able to tell you that
this probably isn't strictly accurate, but whatever.
[the daily show]
If you need this explained to you, you have a serious problem, one that can
only be treated by a large dose of Jon Stewart's caustic wit. Hurry!
Hurry, before it's too late and you turn into a humorless moron!
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