But whenever I'm watching anything NSYNC related and she happens to be in there, she always has a few comments that are definitely laugh-worthy. Does it deserve it's own little spot up here? Probably not. But I know KD likes to laugh at my dysfunctional family and dammit, I do too. So I'll post up my WDM (WD's Mom) anecdote's and quotes here.
My two cents are in not blue. Robin's egg.
While watching BBB from the MSG Special:
What's up with the robes? I don't get it.
Neither do I, mom.
Did they wear these at your concert you saw?
Unfortunately, yes.
And you paid to see this?
While watching NSYNC on Fashionably Loud
[During I Want You Back.]
Wha...
The flip thing?
Yes, that. What was with the flipping?
Where's Britney?
[Nikki Taylor walks out.]
She's married! What is she doing there?
She's not there to pick them up, mom.
Well, I should hope not. She has children.
[This is still during the Braids!Chris time. He's wearing a white handkerchief as a headband. I don't get it either.]
Why does that one boy have curls and a do-rag on?
That's his hair, mom.
While watching NSYNC on the 100 Greatest Pop Songs Countdown
[JC walks out]
My god! What is that boy wearing?
While in the car, Britney's Platinum Christmas song comes on
This song sucks.
So change the station.
But I haven't heard the whole thing yet. I need to listen to it.
[We listen for a few more seconds.]
You're right. This song is bad.
[No one make a move to turn it off. We listen again.]
So now you're going to have to fight of Britney for Justin, huh?
Excuse me?
I saw on Entertainment Tonight that they're together.
Well, Britney can keep his egotistical ass.
I think he's cute.
I discover her watching Britney's Greatest MTV Moments
Why are you watching this?
Ignores me, humming "Crazy."
Hello? Why are you watching this?
To bother you.
I like Britney!
Oh.
"If You're Gone" by Matchbox-Twenty comes on the radio
Here's my man!
What?
Love Rob Thomas. He's sexy.
He's married.
So are those NSYNC boys.
Good lord.
While watching the "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Disney Special
Why does 98 Degrees get to sing three times?
I bet it was in their contract. They're Disney people. I bet Jessica is coming out with them soon. Plus, Britney wasn't there.
What does that mean? If Britney was there NSYNC would be doing three songs too?
Yep. They didn't even invite Britney. They said she was too hoochie.
During TRL on a Friday, we sit down to dinner.
[During Shape of My Heart. my dad remarks:]
Flash in the pan, those Outdoor Boys. Those Sync kids too. When I was your age we had people like Creedence and the Eagles, not this crap.
(He would be so mad if he knew JC was a fan.)
[Carson is taking phone votes]
See, these girls know they're talking to Carson. You didn't. Ha ha!
Well, I just figured that it was someone else. It didn't sound like him!
Well, why didn't you say, Hey, is this Carson? Then you could have been like 'I'd like to say hi to my mom.
Hi to you?
Yeah, hi mom. I'm here at school, wasting the money you spend on tuition calling up TRL.
Bye Bye Bye wins video showdown. Mom and dad put down their food to stare at screen. I pretend to be extremely interested in my suicide wings.
[One of rabid teenies outside the studio proclaim that they are NSYNC's number one fan.]
See? That girl's their number one fan. Not you.
Well, good for her. I just make fun of them.
You're a horrible fan.
I'M NOT A FAN!
[*mom smirks*] Yes you are. You're a fan! My 20 year old daughter is reliving her New Kids days. I'm so embarassed.
You like Ricky Martin. During She-Bangs, you once shouted "Yeah! Shake it Ricky!" You don't think I'm embarassed?
My mom is reading the Teen People
What is this? They look like homeless people.
They think it's style.
It's horrible. Are they too poor to dress in real clothing? Who is this boy?
[Points to Lance]
That's Lance.
Wow. How did they let him in?