That's porn to you and me. Man, it was funny. If you're ever really at loss for something to do, you should check this stuff out. You'll have tears running down your face. We jotted down a few of the best cliches before we got the hell out of there.
Stuff we learned from NSYNC porn:
You may never call a penis a penis. Instead, try one of these charming alternatives:
Pole
Bulge
Man meat
Thick, throbbing meat
Manhood
Virginal sex is an absolutely spectacular experience. Both participants are always sated and satisfied beyond their wildest dreams.
Joey is a whore who will do anything with anybody.
Joey likes to watch someone else from NSYNC get off.
Joey "growls like a male lion" during sex. Because those female lions have such a wussy growl, you know.
The NSYNCers like to say "I love you" during sex. A lot.
Lance is generally a gentleman: "When her fingers were roaming to uncharted places on Lance's map, he stopped her."
Lance is also nice after sex. He usually thanks his partner, and when she asks for what, replies: "For giving me the chance to bestow upon you such pleasure. You make me so happy,"
Justin is generally quite eager and ghetto in the sack. He says stuff like: "Damn girl, are you gonna let this dog run lose or what?"
Chicks NSYNC bed always smell delightfully of flowers, apples or fresh spring rain.
If JC goes for seven whole days without sex, he starts to complain of uncontrollable frustration.
Justin wears baby blue underwear.
They all say really natural-sounding stuff during sex, like: "You know, I'd love to play and tease you mercilessly," Justin said to Haley, "But I don't think there's any way I could live that long."
Justin and Chris like to "share" chicks. JUSTIN AND CHRIS. 'Nuff said. So do Justin and JC. Man, that Justin is a freak.
Anyway. We thought you might like to know that.