We've all seen them. At malls, online, outside concerts, on the street in NYC...those little pencil portraits of celebs. You know, those ones that only slightly resemble their subjects, and you have to stare at them for several minutes just to figure out "Oh wait! That's Scott Hamilton!"I especially love to go over and look when I see the NSYNC ones. The JC pic to the left is from the files of our own PP Goddess. Isn't she talented? She whipped this puppy up from one of my own personal fave's of The Beav. Do you see the hotsync spiky hair? She captured it well. Also the manly turtleneck sweater and the dreamy "I'm looking for Lance, my angel of love, up in the sky" look.
Oh wait, make that our own PSP Goddess.
Anyway, for today only they're available for 20 dollars. What a steal! Send your orders to thecrunktruth@aol.com!
I went online to find some funny sites one night. Imagine my excitement when I ran across a Pencil Portrait site! I just had to tell the world about it.
I am an artist and I draw pencil portraits of celebrities. They are realistic and affordable, and make great gifts. I have one of Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, and Chris Kirkpatrick. If interested my webpage address is:
Thanks!
Can't wait to check this one out. Oh, and it's an AOL page too. HAHA!
FUCK! She has Oprah Winfrey pics! DAMN! And Sisqo too. Sisqo is evil. I can't wait until this loads.
*(Do not read further until you load the page)*
*waiting*
Okay.
All right. I did load it. It was a good thing you made me, too. Because DAMN! Scary shit.
REEEEEEERRRRRREEEE! (To borrow a phrase from KD)
I love it when you quote me!
OH MY GOD!
I can't...the Chris pic was the first to load. And OH MY GOD, I wish it didn't. HOLY MOTHERFUCKER! I can't even describe this bitch. You just gotta come check it out. It's like he's a demented ape. Oh wait, he already does look like a demented ape.
It *is* a demented monkey. It's like all her faces get kind of skewed and squashed. It's like the Reconstructed Roadkill Sketch Page.
EXACTLY! I couldn't put my finger on how to explain it! THANK YOU!
But this is like ape on crack. Lance looks kinda like Wes Borland from Limp. But prettier.
You're *exactly* right. He does. I never knew that Lance got down with Fred. Fuck.
First Christina, now Lance. You know, I just read somewhere that Lance is supposedly dating Miss Skankuilera. Ew! That match makes NO sense.
Her Brit isn't so bad. She captured the pignose quite well. (Sidenote - Pignose story: There is a spot in the Lucky video, where it morphs from Brit on the red carpet to Brit on the star. She looks like a pig. So we giggle happily at that part and exclaim "Piggy!" I would get pissed at TRL when they wouldn't show "the pig".) She should definitely stick to drawing women. Except Oprah. Tell me, really, who would buy Oprah drawings. Wait, who would buy any of these?
I do not know. I don't get how they make great gifts, either. Bizarre, bizarre. How weird would it be to get this in your stocking?
Dude, I would freak out. Especially if I got one of the football player ones. Or Oprah.
That will be my next mission, after Nick and Nick load. Oh boy, this should be good. I can't wait to see if she gave Nick C the double chins.
I just enlarged "Lance".
Like the quotation marks. Very Doctor Evil.
FUCK! She did a good job of getting his "weird eye" syndrome. Have you ever noticed that? Like one eye is higher then the other. It freaks me out. Sometimes he looks crosseyed.
Lance scares me, period. I think you're right, you know. About Lance being a wifebeater. I can totally see him going "Woman! Where's mah supper?" and laying into her.
The best was when NSYNC was a centerfold in Bop, and Lance was in the middle. You could close the magazine partway and make him look really freaky.
Okay, this girl is making 10 bucks off these things. *sigh* WHY?! WHY?! Why do I have to have a conscience, and feel bad about screwing people out of their money? Because I could be a rich, rich girl.
Dude, you think people actually buy this shit? Really? Oddness.
I just checked out her guestbook. ROTFL, the second entry is from "Auntee Jude".
On to "About Me". Wow, the pic...she's got a goth/Alicia Silverstone in Excess Baggage thing going on. Really doesn't look like an NSYNC fan at all.
Or an Oprah fan.
Oh, what a surprise, she had no formal training.
Because drawing boxes bored her to tears! And she uppercases Art! I loathe and despise people who randomly sprinkle unnecessary capitals through their writing.
Next thing you know, she'll start spelling words with a "K" instead of "C"
(NOTE: I am a terrible artist. My stuff wouldn't be half as good as what she does. But her stuff is bad. I mean, mine would be worse, but like...I wouldn't sell it for five dollars or anything.)
You *should*. You could make great money. Enough to buy 1500-dollar concert tickets WITH meet the creep passes!
Oh joy.
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