The Wisdom of Rap Lyrics

Did you know that a lot of hardcore rap lyrics are inspired by the pretty boys of NSYNC? And even some really softcore ones, too? I didn't think so. But when Jay-Z called me last week and confessed rap's shameful secret, I just knew I had to share it with the world. Read and learn!

Joshua
You're scaring me, Beaver Boy.
"Insane in the membrane/Insane in the brain!"
-Cypress Hill

"Smack my bitch up."
-The Prodigy

"White lines"
-Grandmaster Flash

"One part the Fuhrer, one part the Pope, it's the inevitable return of the Great White Dope"
-Bloodhound Gang

Justin
Straight outta Compton.
"Da braided-up pimp is back!"
-Mystikal

"Pretty fly for a white guy"
-The Offspring

Joseph
You know he's going to start singing Tom Jones songs now.
"Standin' there like ya got a cape on ya."
-Jay-Z

"I'll be forever mackin'."
-Jay-Z

Christopher
Hey, Chris? If this music thing doesn't pan out, you could make good money in a sideshow.
"Sometimes your words just hypnotize me."
-Notorious BIG

James
And people say JC is on drugs. Stoner.
"I know what boyz like, I know what they want. They want to sex me, I know what boyz like."
-Lil Kim




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