Yo Te Voy a Amar
Yo! I want to love ya, bitch
Cuando sientas tristeza
These feelings are so sad
Que no puedas calmar
Not even hookers can calm me down.
Cuando haya un vacio
My doctor keeps trying to give me a flu shot
Que no puedas llenar
But not even hookers can make me feel better.
Te abrazarè
You rub me the wrong way, babe.
Teharè olvidar lo que te hizo sufrir
So I hope you suffer slowly in Islamic olive oil.
No vas a caer
And no, I don't care if you get all greasy!
Mientras que estes junto a mi
Just cut down on the military juntas for me.
CHORUS
Si siente un frio tu corazon
Oh, your heart feels like a french fry.
Serè tu abrigo, tu ilusiòn
It's an illusion that you were going to bring me lemongrass.
Hasta ya no respirar
Excuse me for breathing!
Yo te voy a amar
Yo! I want to love ya, bitch.
Yo siempre te he amado
I have always wanted to love you in a hot way.
Y amor, yo estarè
I'm staring at the part of you where love is. Uh, yeah, right, at your eyes. Absolutely.
Por siempre a tu lado
You've looked like a boy forever.
Nunca me alejarè
But now it's starting to arouse me.
Prometo mi amor
Promise me your love!
Te juro ante Dios
I swear to God before this jury:
Nunca te voy a faltar
That now I want to see you slip and fall flat on your face.
Tu corazòn
Your heart
No volverà a llorar
It does not remind me of cheese from a can.
CHORUS
Sigo muriendo por ti
I would smoke a Cuban cigar and get deathly ill for you
Yo te quiero asi
So I'm asking you this:
Sin tu amor en mi vida, mi vida
Your love is the besetting sin of my life, my life.
No sè como podrè yo vivir
I can't live with these feet any longer! Help me get new ones!