It's a good thing I never saw this video before I decided Chris was cool. Because if I had, I would want to kill him or something. I certainly wouldn't think he was a fun guy. Have y'all seen Chris in this video? He looks like a pederast. His hair floppy and greasy and he's a poor man's Hugh Grant, except not charming at all.
JC pretends to play the guitar. Don't do that shit, Chasez. We've discussed it.
They all dance around and their shirts billow in the wind. It's very 3T. They're in a loft. I guess they live together. It's extremely homoerotic.
Justin writhes on a bed. He's fifteen. I must avert my eyes before he makes me think illegal thoughts. JC looks ridiculous. His hair is so bad I can't stand it. Why didn't people tell him the Clooney cut wasn't working? And he's doing the Pained Singing Thing again. He needs to stop that. Joey looks horrible, too, as does Lance. None of them are even remotely attractive, except for Justin, but he's not legal, so it's just a loser of a video on all counts.
Verdict: this video is why Eminem hates them, I just know it.
Homoeroticism rating: 8 out of 10.
That is all.
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