Teeny profile- Justin


Name: Justin Randall Timberlake

Birth date: January 31, 1981

Sign: Aquarius
I wish he'd say it like Joey does. "19. (pause) Aquarius."

Eye: Blue
I'm disproportionally amused by the fact that he has but one eye.

Hair: Blond (with highlights)
Yes, folks, that is his real haircolor!

Height: 6 1"
It so annoys me that he gets to be the tall one.

Place of birth: Memphis, Tennessee

Location now: Orlando, Florida

Nicknames: Curly, Bounce, Mr. Smooth, J, The Baby
They forgot JDAWG.

Family: Mom (Lynn), Dad (Randall or Randy Timberlake), Step Dad (Paul Harless), Step Mom (Lisa), Jonathan and Steven (half brothers)

Car: Mercedes M Class (red with lots of chrome!)
Sounds awfully classy.

Food: cereal (Apple Jacks and Capn' Crunch) and pasta
Bit of a carb addict, JDAWG?

Movies: Twelve Monkeys,The Usual Suspects, Scream, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
You know, he and Ferris are the same person. I just realized that.

Color: Baby Blue, hunter green, and royal blue

Music: everything
Real answer: Jay-Z! Mah boyz from da 'Wood, y'all!

TV Show: Friends and Seinfeld

"Nsync Song: GMHSALMTOY

Collector's Items: Sneakers, NC Gear, and Basketball stuff
Real answer: back issues of Jugs Magazine.

Sport: Basketball but he is good at everything
That just pisses me off bigtime. I bet there are some sports he sucks at. Curling? What about curling? Or Jai Alai? Or... polo?

Actors: Brad Pitt, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey
Real answer: himself.

Actresses: Sandra Bullock, Meg Ryan
Real answer: Pamela Lee, Asia Carrera, Jenna Jameson.

Author: John Grisham
Figures. I don't know why, but it does.

Singers/Group: Brian McKnight, Stevie Wonder
Real answer: Tupac, Snoop, Jay-Z.

Clothes: FUBU, Tommy Gear (mostly name brand stuff)

Model: Tyra Banks
I have such a hard time believing that people actually ask them this question. What a waste of breath.

Holiday: Christmas
Yeah. I mean, what else are you going to pick? "Oh, I'm more of a Veteran's Day person."

Word: Crunk (crazy!)
Thank you! Because I've been living under a rock and I had no idea. Dude, did anyone else see the lovely Beyonce from Destiny's Child talking about whatever and saying "It was crunk, y'all?". Justin, how could you infect her?

Animal: dog

Hates: People who are fake
Whereas the thugs in Compton appreciate your attempts to keep it real?

Is afraid of: Snakes, spiders and shraks (the 3 S's)
What the hell is a shrak? Oh. Right. Shark. Sorry.

Interesting fact: Won't talk until he has eaten in the morning.
That's not special. Most of the planet is like that.

Interesting fact: Broke his thumb and arm (one on stage and one horse back riding)
Yes, but I want to know which he broke while doing what?

Interesting fact: He is the Most Reliable and Most Mature in the group (GO Justin!)
Oh, bite me.

Always checks himself out in a mirror (ah who cares! He can!)
Wasn't it Lord Byron who would spend hours perfecting the lines of his cravat, and yet, once he'd left his chambers, never cast a glance in anything that might reflect? One doesn't.




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