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If it wasn't for Procrastination I have anything to look forward to ~ Ziggy
Joke
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks. "That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN, DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
Urban legend
Big bird killed by gay lover
A tragic legend comes to us from the world famous set of the children's show Sesame Street. One of the more famous aspects of the show was the relationship between Big Bird, the neighborhood colossus, and his imaginary friend Snuffleupagus. No one believed in Snuffleupagus, but he was real nonetheless, Anyhow, legend has it that the two actors playing these fictional best friends, got caught up in the emotions of their make-believe alter egos. Their relationship went from fictional and imaginary, to real and obsessive. Soon, the line between reality and fantasy was so blurred that when Big Bird tried to end the relationship, Snuffleupagus lost his head, er, trunk.The actor cried, "It's not enough that everyone thinks I'm imaginary on the show, now you want to cut me out in real life too? You won't get away with it."He then fired a pistol out the trunk of his costume, killing Big Bird instantly. Needless to say, the actor was fired, they hired a new Big Bird, and life went on.
