Headlines for: 07-29-1999
SEXY STREET SIGN THEFTS PLAGUE AUSTRIAN TOWN (EDITORS: NOTE
CONTENT) FUCKING, Austria (Wireless Flash) -- Tourists are driving a tiny Austrian village nuts by stealing the sign that marks the entry
MEN ARE FROM MOE, WOMEN FROM VENUS
EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) -- Women, if you want to understand your man, just watch a Three Stooges film. "Men's Health" magazine is reporting that a man's
400-POUND MADONNA IMPERSONATOR MAKES COMEBACK
BRONX, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- A 400-pound Madonna impersonator who hasn't performed in three years hopes to get his career back "into the groove."
`BORN AGAIN VIRGIN' MOVEMENT SWEEPING ACROSS U.S.
MALIBU (Wireless Flash) -- Swinging singles won't like to hear this, but the latest sexual revolution in America is the "Born- Again Virgin" movement.
WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Keanu Reeves better start shopping for baby clothes soon. "E! Online" gossip columnist Ted Casablanca is reporting that Keanu's longtime girlfriend,
HAIR EXTENSIONS MAY TRIGGER HAIR LOSS
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's some hair-raising news about those trendy hair extensions: they may result in you losing your hair.
PET PLASTIC SURGERY ON THE RISE
BOSTON (Wireless Flash) -- Middle-aged socialites and teenage debutantes aren't the only ones getting plastic surgery these days -- so are their four-legged friends.
FORGET THE `HORSE WHISPERER:' VET IS `TARANTULA WHISPERER'
CARMEL, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Forget about "The Horse Whisperer:" there's a California veterinarian who's known as the "Tarantula Whisperer."
WANT A JOB PROMOTION? BECOME A WORRYWART
CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- Want to get ahead in business? Just become a worrywart. That's according to business trend expert John Challenger,