Headlines for: 11-28-1999

MOUNTAIN BIKING NO JOY FOR `FAMILY JEWELS' (EMBARGOED UNTIL 9:30 A.M. CST, NOVEMBER 30) CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- A new study reveals mountain biking can create a mountain of problems for a man's sex life.

'TIS THE SEASON FOR CHEATIN' NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Mommy won't be the only person kissing Santa Claus this Christmas: Experts say more affairs take place during the holiday season than any other time of the year.

NEW AWARD HONORS GROSSEST PRODUCTS OF 1999 NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Disgusting products now have their own version of the Oscars: The "Pukies." The awards are the brainchild of self-proclaimed "Diva of

RASH OF ELOPEMENTS PREDICTED FOR 2000 LANCASTER, Pa. (Wireless Flash) -- The real Y2K panic may come from brides and grooms who can't find a place to get married. Pennsylvania-based wedding expert Janell Berte says most

MARTIAN MICROPHONE TO BE SET UP FRIDAY (DEC. 3) PASADENA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Earthlings will be able to hear the sounds of an alien world for this first time this Friday when a microphone placed on the surface of Mars will be activated

EYEBROW BITING AND OTHER ODD SEDUCTION METHODS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- When it comes to seduction, some folks in the South Pacific are real nit-pickers -- literally. According to sex researcher Eileen Morgan, author of the

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD TORONTO (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a disgusting reason to change your socks everyday: they're filled with dead skin cells. That's according to Dr. Robert Buckman, author of the new book "Skin: An

MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLES LATEST GAG GIFT LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A new line of belt buckles brings new meaning to the phrase "kissing under the mistletoe." The holiday-themed belt buckles have the word "mistletoe"

HAIRY COMPETITION EXPECTED AT TARANTULA RACES LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The competition is sure to be hairy at a tarantula race scheduled tomorrow (Nov. 30) in Los Angeles.