Headlines for: 03-28-2000

`PIDDLE PANTS' CURB KITTY `ACCIDENTS' LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) -- It had to happen sooner or later: diapers for cats. The things are called "Piddle Pants" and they closely resemble

WILL HILARY SWANK'S OSCAR AWARD ENCOURAGE DRAG KINGS SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Hilary Swank's Oscar-winning portrayal of a girl who thinks she's a guy may start a cross-dressing trend with females.

WHAT'S NEXT? SUCCOTASH SORBET? FREDONIA, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about getting your just desserts: An ice cream parlor has created a creamed corn-flavored ice cream.

SURVEY: CLINTON CHOSEN BIGGEST FOOL OF ALL NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- A new survey reveals that a lot of Americans think President Clinton is a fool -- literally. According to an April Fool's Day survey conducted by New York-

NUTTY 911 CALLS NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) -- America has a stupidity epidemic on its hands if emergency calls to police are any indication. According to a new book, "What's The Number For 911?: America's

HILLARY CLINTON'S MAKEUP ARTIST BARES ALL BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Hillary Clinton's favorite makeup artist is baring all about the First Lady's beauty regimen. Clif de Raita, who works for the chi-chi Georgette Klinger beauty

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE SEATTLE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) -- According to a survey by the drugstore.com website, Mel Gibson is the male star most American women want to take a bath with, followed by Sean Connery, Tom Cruise, Brad

IT'S YANKS VS. BRITS IN LAWN MOWER RACING'S `RIDER CUP' GLENVIEW, Ill. (Wireless Flash) -- The British are coming yet again -- and this time they're riding lawn mowers instead of horses. A team of eight expert lawn mower racers from England are set to

LIV TYLER: `DAD NEVER BOUGHT ME MATCHING NIPPLE RINGS' NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Liv Tyler is setting the record straight about a nasty rumor: her rocker dad Steven Tyler never wanted the two of them to get matching nipple rings.