Headlines for: 08-15-2000

CHENEY AND LIEBERMAN LOOKALIKES NEEDED WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're a bald guy who wears glasses, you might be able to make a few extra bucks as a Dick Cheney lookalike.

SUPPORT YOUR ALMA MATER: GET BURIED IN A COLLEGIATE CASKET MACON, Ga. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're dying to support your beloved alma mater, a man from Macon, Georgia, has a killer product: Caskets sporting college logos.

FESS PARKER TURNS 75 (AUG. 16) LOS OLIVOS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- You might want dig your old coonskin cap out of the closet because "Davy Crockett" actor Fess Parker turns 75 today.

WRITING ON WALL FOR AL GORE: BUSH HAS MORE VALUABLE AUTOGRAPH CORONA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- The writing may be on the wall for Al Gore -- at least where autograph hunters are concerned.

`STAR TREK' STAR FINDS HOWARD STERN TOUGHER THAN KLINGONS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Think battling Klingons is tough? Howard Stern is even tougher. That's according to "Star Trek: Voyager" star Tim Russ,

OLDE FAMILY RECIPE: OPIUM NOT INCLUDED VICTORIA, BC (Wireless Flash) -- If Martha Stewart wants to be the queen of helpful hints she has three centuries of work ahead of her.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- If you've got kids, it pays to live in Nashville, Tennessee, where the babysitters are the cheapest in America. According to "Parents" magazine,

BOB MARLEY CLOGS TO GET FOOTHOLD ON SHOE MARKET BROOKFIELD, Wis. (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Jerry Garcia's ties -- Bob Marley's clogs are gaining a foothold with hippies.

HILLARY WATCH CHANGES HATS QUICKER THAN SHE CHANGES ADDRESSES SEATTLE (Wireless Flash) -- Hillary Clinton may want to "watch" it because a Seattle watch company is about to call her on her carpetbagging.