Headlines for: 11-30-2000

MAN TO HOLD BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR 10-YEAR-OLD FROZEN TURKEY TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about a bird-brained idea: A man in Tampa, Florida, is throwing a birthday party for a 10-year-old frozen turkey.

PREPARATION H AD RUBS SANTAS THE WRONG WAY BOULDER, Colo. (Wireless Flash) -- A new TV commercial for Preparation H that features a department store Santa with hemorrhoids is no laughing matter for a professional Santa

ESKIMO COMEDIENNE WARMS UP TO SHOW BIZ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- An Eskimo woman hopes to warm up Hollywood producers to the possibility of an Alaskan TV comedy series.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S PIANO GOES OUT ON A SOUR NOTE LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The piano that Michael Jackson used to compose his hit "Thriller" is coming back to haunt him.

TODAY'S LIBRARIANS PREFER TATTOOS TO TIGHT BUNS WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) -- A hip librarian in Washington, D.C. wants to change the image that most librarians wear horn-rimmed glasses and tightly-wound hairdos.

CHUCK BERRY: JOHNNY B. SUED ST. LOUIS, Mo. (Wireless Flash) -- Chuck Berry may want to write a new song: "Johnny B. Sued." It seems Berry's former pianist, Johnnie Johnson, has

ADORN YOUR UNDIES: L.A. WOMAN CREATES THONG JEWELRY LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- An L.A. designer is taking the thong craze one step further with a line of underwear jewelry.

GEORGE W. BUSH INDUCTED INTO `PARTY HALL OF FAME' STAMFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- The Republican party isn't the only party George W. Bush is popular with. Bartenders have just inducted the possible president-

TURN DR. EVIL'S EGG-SCAPE POD INTO KIDDIE PLAYHOUSE LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Having a hard time finding a unique Christmas gift for your kids? How about getting them a rickshaw once used on "Seinfeld?"