Headlines for: 05-01-2001
DOGGIE INVENTOR GOES TO FIRE HYDRANT IN THE SKY
BUCKNER, Mo. (Wireless Flash) Funeral services will be held later today for the worlds only canine inventor, Buck the Bloodhound who helped create the worlds first testicular implants for pets.
POTHEADS MARCHING TO WEED OUT ALCOHOL
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) The world will definitely go to pot this Saturday (May 5) if marijuana smokers have their way. About 1 million potheads in 130 cities worldwide are expected to
MOST CINCO DE MAYO MARGARITAS ARE FOR GRINGOS
SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) This news could leave a sour taste in your mouth if youre planning on tossing back a few margaritas for Cinco De Mayo (May 5).
MEET THE SUMO WRESTLER TURN-CHEF
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) If you want to learn how to cook Japanese food, dont go to cooking school, just become a sumo wrestler. Thats the advice of 260-pound Chef Koji Makiyama, who credits his
MINKS HAVE SEX FOR EIGHT HOURS AND OTHER BIZARRE SEX FACTS
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) Guys, if a woman calls you a worm after you have sex, she might be paying you a compliment. According to sex educator Lou Paget, worms have a lot of staying power in
SEE NEW STAR WARS FILM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) The next Star Wars sequel isnt scheduled for release until summer of 2002. However, a man in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, claims its possible to see it now if you
SOPRANOS CAST MEMBER REALLY A BASS BARITONE
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) A cast member of the HBO mob drama, The Sopranos, hopes his new CD will bring new meaning to the term, Number one with a bullet.
DO YOU HAVE AMERICAs MOST VALUABLE LEGS?
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Mary Hart had her legs insured, and so can any woman if they are deemed the nations Most Valuable Legs. In a search for the Most Valuable Legs, the Jergens lotion company says it
WEDDING SHOWERS FOR MEN TOO
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) It looks like men have finally got wise to the benefits of bridal showers. According to the upcoming issue of Brides Magazine, the latest