Headlines for: 06-24-2001

TO WEE OR NOT TO WEE? THAT IS THE QUESTION. SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – To pee or not to pee? That’s the question San Francisco theater-goers are asking themselves at a new play that’s being staged inside a men’s room.

DEFLATED BREAST FORCES WOMAN TO SELL HOUSE PHOENIX, Ariz. (Wireless Flash) – A deflated boob implant is deflating the ego of a woman in Phoenix – as well as bursting her dreams of home ownership.

SOY FORMULA TURNING TEENS INTO TICKING TIME BOMBS? SAN MARCOS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Researchers are suggesting that babies fed with soy formulas could turn into violent teens a few years later. That’s according to California-based neuroscientist Dr. David Goodman,

NO EBONICS FOR HEROES OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN EROTICA COLUMBUS, Miss. (Wireless Flash) – There’s a new trend in African- American erotica novels: The sex is dirty but the words are clean. That’s the word from erotica author Diane Miller, editor of a series

JERRY SEINFELD: I MISS MY FANS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Little has been heard from comedian Jerry Seinfeld lately, but now three years after the end of his TV show Seinfeld he says he finally realizes how popular his show was.

SWEDISH SCHOOL OFFERS DEGREE IN COMPUTER GAMES STOCKHOLM, Sweden (Wireless Flash) – Forget reading, writing and ’rithmetic – a school in Sweden is offering degrees in computer gaming.

‘JAG’ STAR JOINING USO TOUR HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash) – JAG cast member Karri Turner doesn’t just play patriotic on TV – she’s a real flag-waver in real life too.

BRITNEY SPEARS: AMERICA’S TOP HAIR ROLE MODEL CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – Christina Aguilera may have hit No. 1 with “Lady Marmalade” but she’s still a few strands behind Britney Spears, when it comes to influencing hairstyles.

E.T.S ALIENATED BY SPACE MONOPOLY GAME MADISON, Wis. (Wireless Flash) – A Monopoly game featuring the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies in place of Park Place and Boardwalk is apparently alienating real-life E.T.s.