Headlines for: 07-26-2001

SEXY SECRETS ABOUT RAUNCHY ROCKERS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page may know his way around a fretboard – but he’s all wet when it comes to kissing.

NEW HAMPSHIRE WOMAN IS CHRISTIAN ‘WEIRD AL’ NASHUA, N.H. (Wireless Flash) – A New Hampshire woman has become sort of a Christian version of Weird Al Yankovic. 50-something Nancy Mari has penned more than 40 weird Christian song

NEW SLOT MACHINES MAKE GAMBLING EASY FOR DUMMIES NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Playing slot machines could become a lot easier in the future. The company that publishes those Dummies book series says it will

PORTLAND, OREGON SITE OF PARANORMAL WEE-WEE? PORTLAND, Ore. (Wireless Flash) – Here’s one for The X-Files: Portland, Oregon, could be home to a group of urinating ghosts. It seems a series of tunnels underneath the city of Portland have attracted

VANILLA FUDGE SINGS N’SYNC LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Not much has been heard from the late 1960s hard rock band Vanilla Fudge since their 1967 hit “You Keep Me Hanging On” – until now.

WILL COP ‘BEARCLAW BOYCOTT’ COST DUNKIN’ DONUTS DOUGH? PHILADELPHIA, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Cops in Philadelphia may be going through a doughnut withdrawal. Philadelphia’s Fraternal Order of Police has declared a “Bearclaw

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS AMERICA’S BEST SMILE WALNUT CREEK, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Britney Spears and Freddie Prinze, Jr. have reason to smile: American teenagers say their grins are the best.

WIN YOUR OWN OIL WELL OIL CITY, Pa. (Wireless Flash) – Aspiring oil barons a la Jed Clampett now have a chance to win their own oil well thanks to a contest sponsored by the Accuweather.com website.

‘WRITING A SELF-HELP BOOK IMPROVED MY SELF-ESTEEM’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Here’s an unusual method for boosting your ego: Write your own self-help book. It worked for Cathryn Michon, author of The Grrl Genius Guide to

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP BOCA RATON, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – The National Enquirer is reporting that just days before Chandra Levy disappeared, she had a knock-down, blow-out phone conversation with Gary Condit’s wife.