Headlines for: 09-24-2001

HELP WIPE OUT TERRORISM WITH BIN LADEN TOILET PAPER BEAVERTON, Ontario (Wireless Flash) – It had to happen sooner or later: Someone has created Osama bin Laden toilet paper. Canadian entrepreneur Allan Park has just started selling custom-printed

COME TOGETHER FOR GLOBAL ORGASM DAY ST. LOUIS (Wireless Flash) – The world will come together on October 20 if a man in St. Louis gets his wish. Mark Plattner has declared Oct. 20 as “Global Orgasm Day,” and

ENGINEERS DEVELOP ANTI-HIJACKING COCKPIT DOORS LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) – Forget about building a better mousetrap – a firm in Las Vegas has built a better cockpit door for airplanes. Electrical engineers at the Proteus America Company have developed an anti-

TWENTYSOMETHING ACTRESS TO MAKE PUBLIC VOW OF CELIBACY NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – This may rub some men the wrong way but a twentysomething actress is hoping to become a walking billboard for celibacy. Tomorrow (Sep. 26), actress Echo Allen will appear at Caroline’s

LAST YEAR’S ‘MOLE’ OFFERS ADVICE: ‘BE A KLUTZ’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If you’re the type of klutz who can’t do anything right, you may want to apply to be the “mole” on the ABC reality series, The Mole.

HOT SAUCE BRINGS TASTE OF FREEDOM TO YANKS NEW ORLEANS (Wireless Flash) – The light of liberty that burns in the heart of every American may soon be accompanied by heart burn. That’s because a New Orleans hot sauce company is coming out with a

CANADIAN KIDS CHOIR POTENTIAL NOVELTY HIT? LANGLEY, B.C. (Wireless Flash) – A 60-voice children’s choir from Langley, British Columbia, is the latest fave of musicians like David Bowie.

THE SOUR SMELL OF SUCCESS SEATTLE (Wireless Flash) – Even the biggest Hollywood stars aren’t immune from bad breath. Just ask former child star Karolyn Grimes – best-known for playing Jimmy Stewart’s daughter, Zuzu,

WAL-MART COOKBOOK PROVIDES PEEK AT DISCOUNT DINING BENTONVILLE, Ark. (Wireless Flash) – Talk about discount dining: Wal-Mart is coming out with its own cookbook. Next month, the bargain basement chain store will be releasing a book of

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE UPDATE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Talk about spooky: Some New Yorkers are reporting they can see the “ghost” of the World Trade Center’s fallen twin towers. Newsday reports residents and emergency workers